Caption Contest Winners

The Brat Pack Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Morry Gash)


First: GollumSee dicks run. Run dicks! Run!

Second: SgtFluffyRUN!!!!! Randalls back!!!!!

Third: physics geekYou never sausage a race… You’re always a weiner with us…

Honorable Mention:

Donald SensingOh, no! Albert Haynesworth just put on his cleats, and our heads are very big!

Cowboy BlogWould I offend somebody if I ordered a Number One with Kraut?

AdjustahThings got pretty wild at the Hamburglar’s bachelor party

Dave SchulerThe race for president of the EU is well under way!

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

The Condoms of famous figures went over well with the public until the introduction of the ribbed Prophet Mohammad.

“… and the Wiener of the race is…”

Lawyers on Viagra…

The Thursday contest is already walled off from the rest of the world.

Sgt. Hook closes in on a half a mil.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. sgtfluffy says:


  2. As anyone who lives along the I-95 corridor can testify, the credit for physics geek’s caption rightfully belongs to Pedro.

  3. physics geek says:

    Stormy Dragon,

    You are correct, of course, but it was just too obvious to pass up. And I couldn’t figure out how to insert “Chili today, hot tamale”. Maybe next contest.