Caption Contest Winners
The Brat Pack Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Morry Gash)
Winners:
First: Gollum – See dicks run. Run dicks! Run!
Second: SgtFluffy – RUN!!!!! Randalls back!!!!!
Third: physics geek – You never sausage a race… You’re always a weiner with us…
Honorable Mention:
Donald Sensing – Oh, no! Albert Haynesworth just put on his cleats, and our heads are very big!
Cowboy Blog – Would I offend somebody if I ordered a Number One with Kraut?
Adjustah – Things got pretty wild at the Hamburglar’s bachelor party
Dave Schuler – The race for president of the EU is well under way!
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
The Condoms of famous figures went over well with the public until the introduction of the ribbed Prophet Mohammad.
“… and the Wiener of the race is…”
Lawyers on Viagra…
The 
Thursday contest is already walled off from the rest of the world.
Sgt. Hook closes in on a half a mil.
WooHoo!!
As anyone who lives along the I-95 corridor can testify, the credit for physics geek’s caption rightfully belongs to Pedro.
Stormy Dragon,
You are correct, of course, but it was just too obvious to pass up. And I couldn’t figure out how to insert “Chili today, hot tamale”. Maybe next contest.