Caption Contest Winners
The Toast of the Town Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Carl De Souza)
The Winners:
First: madmatt – Honey…come look at this I swear I see Jesus’s face in this piece of toast!
Second: timmer – I don’t care what Riff-Raff says, when Frankie raises his glass and says, “A toast.” we run across the stage.
Third(tie): Caliban Darklock – Man does not live by bread alone – so it deserves the right to marry!
Third(tie): McGehee – “On the bright side, no one can accuse us of waffling.”
Honorable Mention:
yetanotherjohn – When I said bring the bread or you will never see your kid again, this isn’t what I meant.
elliot – What does the best dressed pair of sliced bread wear on their feet?…loaf’ers.
CAVLRRP – We’ll need a better disguise to keep us out of that jam!
Kent G. Budge – Having run out of bread, these two are toast … any way you slice it.
Stormy Dragon – Toasting the New Year.
Gollum – “Yes, that’s right, I said fourteen gallons of maple syrup . . . “
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