Caption Contest Winners

The Global War On Terriers Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP/DDP/Sebastian Willnow)

The Winners:

First: Dave SchulerSpuds Mackenzie, having been spurned by Anheuser-Busch, finds a new gig touting Foster Grants.

Second: charles austinAnother pet blinded by tainted Chinese wheat.

Third: MattWhat up, Dog?

Honorable Mention:

hlnB-B-B-B-Bad to the bone

Maniakes – Bad dog! That was your third speeding ticket this month!

elliot – I could have had the job on Frasier but nooo, fer shame on my agent!!!!

William d’Inger – They’re still inhalin’ after all these years.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Hey, ya see the squat shot of Paris Hilton’s dog? Arrwwwoooooo…”

“This is zee time on Sprockets vhen ve spank zee puppy.”

“Hydrant… hydrant… hydrant… hydrant… tree… hydrant… hydrant… hydrant…”

In Later years, Charlie Brown did obtain a certain air of coolness.

“How ya like my seeing eye man?”

The Thursday Contest has named its source as the horse’s mouth.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Dave Schuler says:

    I’d like to thank the Academy…