Caption Contest Winners

The Playground Rules Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(Mohammed Ameen/Reuters)

The Winners:

First: ralph – tin snips and a spreader sir, one less rocket launcher and one more slide.

Second: markm – Dateline Detroit: In it’s bid to not be out done Detroit regains the title as America’s most dangerous city from underdog St. Louis. Detroit hip-hop Mayor Kwame Kilpatrik in a counter PR measure deploys the National Guard to Detroit’s playgrounds to ensure at least someone uses the playground equipment before it is stolen for scrap metal.

Third(tie): FormerHostage – Democrat alternative to waterboarding undergoes testing.?!

Third(tie): TimmerA metal slide? What kind of monster are you?!

Honorable Mention:

MikeM – Congress’ latest withdrawal plan – redeploy troops to American playgrounds to keep bullies at bay.

peterh – Whether that kid breaks his ass on that cement block is no concern to us… we’re here to check off another successful project via Halliburton…

DaveD – It’s 2009 and President Hillary Clinton insists it takes a platoon to raise a child in Baghdad

John425 – Army Corps of Engineers troops evaluate new, FEMA-designed device as a potential “people mover” for next New Orleans flood.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“No Private, I meant White Castle.”

“My turn next.”

“Next we’re gonna play Hide and Go Kill.

The bushurkey2007 Thursday Contest has already laid an egg.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.