Caption Contest Winners
The Waffles and Chicken Stop Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: DL – Are you sure this is the 57th state we’ve hit?
Second: Bithead – “Did you ever flashy-thing me?” “No.” “I ain’t playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me?” “No.” “Then how come I keep having problems remembering what I said three weeks ago?”
Third: Wyatt Earp – Barack Obama makes yet another Left turn at Albuquerque.
Elmo – Obama: “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.” Jake: “Hit it.”
markm – Barack thought bubble upon his arrival in Iraq: “OK, i’m here, it’s hot, it’s a quagmire, i’m outahere!”
Caliban Darklock – What the… this isn’t Popeye’s!
John425 – Secret Service agent is re-positioned in order to protect Obama’s nuts from a Jesse Jackson attack.
Wyatt Earp – “Where all the white women at?”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Sorry Fiddle-Faddle… I don’t pick the Secret Service Code Names… I just use ’em”
Obama; “I think we’re lost.” Driver: “When I want your opinion I’ll read the NYT.”
“Are you sure Oprah said she would meet us here?”
Obama proves he is incapable of finding his ass with both hands… and his ass…
“We’re on a mission from Allah.”
“Uh… Which way to the Blue Oyster?”
The Monday Contest has the Cynthia McKinney Girl.