Caption Contest Winners

The Waffles and Chicken Stop Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)


First: DL – Are you sure this is the 57th state we’ve hit?

Second: Bithead“Did you ever flashy-thing me?” “No.” “I ain’t playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me?” “No.” “Then how come I keep having problems remembering what I said three weeks ago?”

Third: Wyatt EarpBarack Obama makes yet another Left turn at Albuquerque.


ElmoObama: “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.” Jake: “Hit it.”

markm – Barack thought bubble upon his arrival in Iraq: “OK, i’m here, it’s hot, it’s a quagmire, i’m outahere!”

Caliban DarklockWhat the… this isn’t Popeye’s!

John425 – Secret Service agent is re-positioned in order to protect Obama’s nuts from a Jesse Jackson attack.

Wyatt Earp“Where all the white women at?”


“Sorry Fiddle-Faddle… I don’t pick the Secret Service Code Names… I just use ’em”

Obama; “I think we’re lost.” Driver: “When I want your opinion I’ll read the NYT.”

“Are you sure Oprah said she would meet us here?”

Obama proves he is incapable of finding his ass with both hands… and his ass…

“We’re on a mission from Allah.”

“Uh… Which way to the Blue Oyster?”

The greenpartyMonday Contest has the Cynthia McKinney Girl.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.