Caption Contest Winners

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US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Cowboy BlobSarah was only a headbutt away from Philadelphia Immortality.

Second: BitheadThe resulting brawl drew Palin a five minute major……

Third: TimmerCan I call you “Mommy?”

HONORABLE MENTION

Wyatt EarpRichards: “Come on, wardrobe malfunction!”

Fence – Now substituting at right wing, rookie Sarah Palin.

Chadzilla – AAAAHHHH!!! Make ‘er let go!!! My hand!!! AAAAHHH!!!

Michael – Palin in a later stump speech: “I said ‘Thanks, but no thanks’ to that warm reception in Philidelphia”.

Rachel Edith – “No mam. I said, ‘Puck’ but hey …”

Hodink – “Are you Sarah or Tina? I get confused.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Palin: “I’m all for supporting the mentally disabled, so the Hanson Brothers are joining your team.”

“So didya really high stick Joe?”

“Lookout, she doesn’t have any lipstick on.”

Richards: “Gomez, I hear Alaska is only good for hockey players and whores… Oh, Uh… Governor Palin, So what hockey position did you play?”

The mrspacemanMonday Contest thought it was a lunch date.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.