Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, October 20, 2008 · 4 comments

The Thus Spake Zarathustra Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(Sergei Remezov/Reuters)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: charles austin – Staying at a Holiday Inn Express last night was not a good idea.

Second: chsw – Budget cuts have reduced NASA to exploring Detroit.

Third: Paul Barnes – Houston, we have a problem. I can still see people.

HONORABLE MENTION

Elmo – With strong population growth, and concurrent expansion of cities and suburbs. American’s commutes get ever longer.

elliot – The economy is so bad now, astronauts are forced to ride the bus to the moon

Hodink – Joe the Plumber has tired of the media attention. He is moving. His new address will be Alpha Centauri.

Kenny – I’m not the man they think I am, at all. I’m a rocket man!

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

In A Greyhound Bus, No One Can Hear You Scream

The Claw is our Master… It decides who will go and who will stay

I have been chosen. Farewell, my friends. I go to a better place.

Something is going to happen… Something Wonderful

♬ “Won’t you please take me along, I won’t do anything wrong.” ♬

The Monday Contest just stepped in some Hope and Change.