Caption Contest Winners

The Thus Spake Zarathustra Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

mrspaceman


mrspaceman

(Sergei Remezov/Reuters)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: charles austinStaying at a Holiday Inn Express last night was not a good idea.

Second: chsw – Budget cuts have reduced NASA to exploring Detroit.

Third: Paul Barnes – Houston, we have a problem. I can still see people.

HONORABLE MENTION

ElmoWith strong population growth, and concurrent expansion of cities and suburbs. American’s commutes get ever longer.

elliot – The economy is so bad now, astronauts are forced to ride the bus to the moon

Hodink – Joe the Plumber has tired of the media attention. He is moving. His new address will be Alpha Centauri.

KennyI’m not the man they think I am, at all. I’m a rocket man!

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

In A Greyhound Bus, No One Can Hear You Scream

The Claw is our Master… It decides who will go and who will stay

I have been chosen. Farewell, my friends. I go to a better place.

Something is going to happen… Something Wonderful

♬ “Won’t you please take me along, I won’t do anything wrong.” ♬

The eyegorMonday Contest just stepped in some Hope and Change.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Caption Contest Winners: The Thus Spake Zarathustra Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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  2. Woo hoo! Thanks Rodney, beginning to think I’d lost the magic touch. Meanwhile, enjoying the limelight before I get banned from OTB as part of the new “Fairness Doctrine.” Well, either that or my rude comments.

  3. Paul Barnes says:

    Sweet, third place. I am starting to get my groove back.

  4. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot