Caption Contest Winners
The Aboriginal Orthodontia Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Captioning for this picture far exceeded my expectations, and except for the missing “Greta Von Susteren’s latest facelift takes a tragic turn,” that Laurence Simon used to win the fo’ Shizzle edtion, just about all the ground was covered for this picture.
(AFP/Torsten Blackwood)
The Winners
First: Buckley F. Williams – My grandfather visited the M’aa’lunga region of T’bkuur and all I got were these lousy pincers.
Second: charles austin – The scavenger hunt was going swimingly. Amazingly, the red team had even found the lost tribe of the Amaquado Lobster people hidden in the Susskind’s basement. And then they saw the next clue: “Find three reasonable Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee”, and their hearts sunk.
Third:(tie) The Man – Things have really gone downhill in the 14th Parish of New Orleans.
Third:(tie) Jeff Vreeland – What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Honorable Mention:
McGehee – Experts were skeptical of how well the U.S. Army’s new camouflage pattern would work in a desert setting.
Ticketplease – Hey, don’t we look cool under a black lite!
DL – I swear that this is exactly what I saw, shortly after I finished that bottle of Tequila.(The Tequila must’ve been what prevented DL from finding the post for awhile)
T. Harris – “It’s GOOD to be King of the Pinchin’ Bug people!”
Steve – Said Frank (2nd from right): “Ok, now try to whistle.”
Tom – “Table For Four, Please.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Not having ready access to long straws and hard hats, the Duna had to come up with more creative solutions for “hands-free” cupholders for their sporting events.
We have just a few more questions for you Judge Roberts
Randy Moss has attracted an additional level of wild fans to the Oakland Raiders
Cindy Sheehan followers have voted her out of the tribe.
“Bush doesn’t like us?”
Ahoy Matey’s the 
Thursday contest has already been boarded, Yarrrr!
Geordi?
Is that you?