Caption Contest Winners
The Dread Pirate Roberts Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Another great contest, Charles Austin was particulary inspired, but none were as good as his first. Lagkiller has the booty for this contest.
First: charles austin – Well, you see, the U.S. Constitution is more a set of guidelines than an actual code.
Second: Maggie – Senator Feinstein, the ONLY question you havenÃ¢€™t asked me yet is “Why do they call you Long John?”
Third: The Man – Arrgh, I would rather Roe than Wade, har har har.(Shouldn’t that be Roe Versus Wade?)
Hodink – “Arrgh, it shivers me timbers when privateers brand me for bestowing Rehnquist the black spot.”
McGehee – “Er, Senator Kennedy, this photograph is very interesting, but what I suggested was that the Democratic caucus hire a private eye to investigate Roberts.”
DL – The skull and cross-bones, senator Kennedy is, in my opinion, covered by the first amendment -the sword, by the second, and the big white hankie flapping in my rear pocket is just an old French surrender flag from WWII. Chapaquiddick is due North by North East Ã¢€“ why do you ask?
Laurence Simon – “Sir, will you be reviewing Ahab vs. Moby Dick?”
Steven Taylor – “I refuse to discuss me next bit o’ plunderin’ because I donÃ¢€™t have all the fact before me.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Art thou the King of the Jews?”
“I find no fault in this man.”
“I have found no cause of death in him: I will therefore chastise him, and let him go.”
“Ye have a watch; go your way, make it as sure as ye can.”
“Ye have brought this man unto me, as one that perverteth the people; and behold, I, having examined him before you, have found no fault in this man touching those things whereof ye accuse him.”
Judge Roberts erroneously mistakes September 19th for Speak like Pilate day.