Caption Contest Winners

The Jingle Balls Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: ElmoAfter a lengthy, thorough, rigorous, and exhaustive screening. Guests were finally allowed to enter … the White House Hanukkah party.

Second: yetanotherjohn – Okay you convinced me. I will now support keeping religous holiday displays from public venues.

Third: Hodink – “Hey Susie, it’s shirt optional. Man up!”

HONORABLE MENTION

Maggie Mama – The Star of David marks the spot?!?!?

FormerHostage – It’s SHRINKAGE!

Michael Hamm – Macy’s Global Warming Thanksgiving Day parade

Drew – This year’s Chicago Bears offensive (very) and defensive lines…..finally exposed for what they are…

elliot – “Is that your car keys or are you glad to see me?”

lol – Global warming pride parade?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Festivus for the rest of us.

This year’s Feats of Strength competition for Festivus should be interesting.

No one can resist Mr. Schweddy’s holiday balls

Don’t look now, but I think Charles Manson is gaining on Howard Stern.

Ned came to regret his nickname, ‘Elf Helmet.’

The ladygagaThursday Contest has the breast Christmas display.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Elmo says:

    Well shiver me timbers …. I’m goin ta Dizzyland!

  2. rodney dill says:

    I’m goin ta Dizzyland

    Short trip

  3. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot

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