Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, December 17, 2009 · 5 comments

The Jingle Balls Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Elmo – After a lengthy, thorough, rigorous, and exhaustive screening. Guests were finally allowed to enter … the White House Hanukkah party.

Second: yetanotherjohn – Okay you convinced me. I will now support keeping religous holiday displays from public venues.

Third: Hodink – “Hey Susie, it’s shirt optional. Man up!”

HONORABLE MENTION

Maggie Mama – The Star of David marks the spot?!?!?

FormerHostage – It’s SHRINKAGE!

Michael Hamm – Macy’s Global Warming Thanksgiving Day parade

Drew – This year’s Chicago Bears offensive (very) and defensive lines…..finally exposed for what they are…

elliot – “Is that your car keys or are you glad to see me?”

lol – Global warming pride parade?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

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No one can resist Mr. Schweddy’s holiday balls

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Ned came to regret his nickname, ‘Elf Helmet.’

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