Caption Contest Winners
The Jingle Balls Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Elmo – After a lengthy, thorough, rigorous, and exhaustive screening. Guests were finally allowed to enter … the White House Hanukkah party.
Second: yetanotherjohn – Okay you convinced me. I will now support keeping religous holiday displays from public venues.
Third: Hodink – “Hey Susie, it’s shirt optional. Man up!”
Maggie Mama – The Star of David marks the spot?!?!?
FormerHostage – It’s SHRINKAGE!
Michael Hamm – Macy’s Global Warming Thanksgiving Day parade
Drew – This year’s Chicago Bears offensive (very) and defensive lines…..finally exposed for what they are…
elliot – “Is that your car keys or are you glad to see me?”
lol – Global warming pride parade?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Festivus for the rest of us.
This year’s Feats of Strength competition for Festivus should be interesting.
No one can resist Mr. Schweddy’s holiday balls
Don’t look now, but I think Charles Manson is gaining on Howard Stern.
Ned came to regret his nickname, ‘Elf Helmet.’
The Thursday Contest has the breast Christmas display.