Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, December 1, 2005 · 1 comment

The Sandy’s a Beach Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo)

The Winners

First: charles austin – Man, I hate getting crack in my sand.

Second: David – “Wonder if I can get an NEA grant before the tide comes in?”

Third(tie): Laurence Simon – Do sandwomen get silica breast implants?
Third(tie): Adjustah – When Hairy Met Sandy

Honorable Mention:

FreakyBoy – After three painful weeks to heal, Joe knows to steer clear of the alluring, but gritty, ladies of the sand.

McCain – Does anyone smell fish?

The Man – Another blurry picture of the hairy creature known as Bigfoot.

bithead – The new sand trap presented a new kind of problem for the golfers.

Sgt. Fluffy – Guy:Hmm…I wonder if they have crabs?

yetanotherjohn – Okay, I admit it. Perhaps we are expecting the troops to stay to long in Iraq before we rotate them home.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

As Tatooinie became a luxury beach resort, Tuskan Raiders enjoyed baiting the tourists with elaborate traps.

Edmund had always heard that Igneous is bliss

Edmund really liked Sandy and wondered if her sediments were the same.

Edmund was secretly hoping to cement their relationship. (must be Edmund’s week)

The Thursday contest is already storing up nuts for winter.