Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

James Joyner · Friday, April 23, 2004 · 1 comment

As promised, last Monday’s OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

The winners:

1st – mark: “Aw, crap! If someone would have told Bob Dole it was Christmas, Bob Dole would have worn a Christmas tie! Why doesn’t anyone tell Bob Dole these things, dammit?”

2nd – Oliver: Bill Clinton: Always between two boobs.

3rd – Rodney Dill: “Hillary!! Put down that chainsaw!”

FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, Contests, New York, New York Times, Rodney Dill

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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.