Chirac Mauled by Poodle

They say that “dog bites man” is not news.

Au contraire: “Chirac Mauled by Clinically Depressed Poodle.”

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  1. Dave Schuler says:

    Chirac’s dog isn’t a poodle; it’s a Maltese.

  2. James Joyner says:

    Maybe mistaken identity, not depression, was the issue.

  3. Drew says:

    I’m speachless.

  4. Drew says:

    Or, alternatively, speechless.


  5. Who’d have thought? A French dog meaner than Bush’s Barney!

  6. Anne Mercier says:

    Does Cesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer) make house calls to France??

  7. markm says:

    What a baguette de douche…at a minimum he should have claimed he was mauled by a German Sheppard.