Thursday, January 22, 2009
They say that “dog bites man” is not news.
Au contraire: “Chirac Mauled by Clinically Depressed Poodle.”
Chirac’s dog isn’t a poodle; it’s a Maltese.
Maybe mistaken identity, not depression, was the issue.
Or, alternatively, speechless.
Who’d have thought? A French dog meaner than Bush’s Barney!
Does Cesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer) make house calls to France??
What a baguette de douche…at a minimum he should have claimed he was mauled by a German Sheppard.
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