I’m not sure what’s up with all the bizarre conduct the last couple of years by college coaches. Lying on the resume about trivial degrees they didn’t earn years and years ago, cheating on expense accounts when you’re making a million plus a year, and various debauchery involving hookers and/or students.

Better advice has seldom been given than that in the caption accompanying this photo:

Rule No. 1: Never mug for the camera while holding a Natural Light and a natural blonde.
ESPN photo

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  1. jen says:


  2. joy says:

    Personally, I think the wedding ring is a nice touch in that photo.

    I’m hoping she isn’t a student.

  3. bryan says:

    I’ll throw out the expected “natural” blonde joke.

  4. James Joyner says:

    Heh. Thanks, Bryan. I was wondering when someone would!