Friday, August 15, 2003
First, there was John “F” Kerry and the contretemps with the Philly steak sandwich. Now, Joy reports on Howard Dean Spam.
What’s next, Dick Gephardt and non-union label bologna? Joe Lieberman and non-Kosher pastrami?
Oh, crap. You mean I have to eat cheez whiz in a few weeks?! Damnit. I will either (1) never run for president; or (2) never campaign in philly.
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