Foley Checks into Rehab
Disgraced former Member of Congress Mark Foley has checked himself into an alcohol rehab center.
“Painfully, the events that led to my resignation have crystallized recognition of my longstanding significant alcohol and emotional difficulties,” Foley wrote. “I strongly believe that I am an alcoholic and have accepted the need for immediate treatment for alcoholism and related behavioral problems.” Foley said he deeply regrets and accepts “full responsibility for the harm that I have caused.”
Because, you know, when men drink alcohol, they immediately become interested in how horny teenage boys who work for them are. Demon rum and all that.