Frank Campaign Ads

Frank J has some suggestions for Bush’s re-election ad campaign.

Black and white picture of John Kerry with ominous sounding music.

ANNOUNCER: Kerry likes to tout his military record in Vietnam and belittle Bush’s National Guard Service in Alabama but…

Picture of evacuation of Saigon.

ANNOUNCER: Fact: We lost in Vietnam, and that country is now ruled by Communists.

Picture of happy looking southerners.

ANNOUNCER: Fact: Alabama was protected during the seventies and now has a stable – albeit crude – democracy.

Fade to black.

GRAPHIC: Re-Elect George Bush – He fights battles we can win.

Heh.

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James Joyner
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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.

Comments

  1. Ricky Vandal says:

    Kerry is a Creep. The intern might be out but the sword of Hanoi Jane is getting bigger and bigger over Kerry’s head. Read this blog and newspaper articles about veterans callling Kerry a traitor.
    http://hughhewitt.com/

    It also has a link to transcripts of what Kerry told the senate commission about “raping, murdering” American soldiers in Vietnam in the early 70’s.

  2. dw says:

    Someone is going to have to buy me a new monitor.