Lawsuit Mania
Steve Bainbridge tries to imagine the legal climate that would have followed if Judge Roy Pearson had actually won his $54 million case against a dry cleaner who had posted a “Satisfaction Guaranteed” sign and yet not satisfied him.
- Run into a grumpy flight attendant on United, sue because you didn’t experience the “Friendly Skies”
- Disappointed to find only gasoline in your tank, sue Exxon for failing to provide the “tiger in your tank” they promised
- Your insurance agent fails to hold you close, sue Allstate for not providing “good hands”
- Think Fox News leans GOP, sue them for not being “fair and balanced”
- Get bitter coffee dregs, sue Maxwell house for not being “good to the last drop”
I’m guessing it’s been a long time since Steve watched television commercials, but yes.
A date with a Burger king waitress goes badly, and sue BK for now letting you “Have it your way”.
(Smirk)
arrgh damn typos…
A date with a Burger king waitress goes badly, and sue BK for noT letting you “Have it your way”.
man you know I think I’m allergic to Donkeypoop, any one got a number for John Edwards?
This one actually sounds rather sensible to me. We’d likely win.
And G.A., if you think Donkeypoop is bad, try a big steaming bucket of Elephant sh*t. (Yes, I have a number for John Edwards. No, you can’t have it.)
Len,
you might want to keep what you and Edwards do together a secret, man I worked in the porn business for 12 yeas and never heard of anything that far out, get some help dude.
I am suing Axe Body Spray!