OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. mirdunca says:

    “See David, there’s two problems in Syria, a lack of basketball and a lack of hot dogs,” commented President Barack Obama during the British Prime Minister’s recent visit.

  2. Jenos Idanian says:

    “Mr. President, that’s not how the ‘V for Victory’ gesture goes. When you turn it around, it has an entirely different meaning.”

  3. John Burgess says:

    “Two, just two more. Anything else and Michelle will really have my ass.”

  4. Neil Hudelson says:

    “No, No, you forgot the war of 1812. TWO times we’ve kicked your limey asses out of our country.”

  5. J-Dub says:

    That’s 2, just 68 more and you break Kobayashi’s record.

  6. steve says:

    “Enjoy that one. Our budget is so bad I could only afford two dogs.”


  7. Gromitt Gunn says:

    How do I look so good despite having to eat tons of greasy shitty “food” while campaigning? Two fingers to the back of the throat, my friend. Works every time.

  8. MaggieMama says:

    Let’s forget gasoline. I’m gonna promise the American people two dollar hot dogs!

  9. MaggieMama says:

    … and when I finished my hot dog I’d light up a Marboro and puff away.


  11. rodney dill says:

    Obama orders two beers to go with the dogs, to show he’s less mean spirited and more generous.

  12. MaggieMama says:

    So then Michelle is trying to convince me that she heard somewhere you really only need to watch the last two minutes of a basketball game cause that’s where the important action happens.

  13. Wyatt Earp says:

    Ever since I called for a “new tone,” this is the only way I can flip people off.

  14. Drew says:

    So that’s what I’m sayin. Just like that red shirt freshman i showed you who dribbles it off his foot out of bounds? I need two two terms..

  15. Drew says:

    So they just told me how much Obamacare is really gonna cost. So now guess what everyone is going to be eating !! It’s OK, Mr. Oscar and Mr Mayer are big doners.

  16. “That makes twice you’ve spilled mustard on me from your hot dog. Three strikes and you’re out.”

    “Strikes? This is a basketball game!”

    “Uh, three more times and you’ve fouled out?”

    “Okay, I can live with that.”

  17. Drew says:

    I know in your football you get one point for a goal. In our basketball why is basket is worth two points? I don’t know, I guess it’s just convention, like the way we count Democratic votes in Illinois or something.

  18. “So then he takes his two fingers and says to me, ‘Now Mr. President bend over and cough, please.”

  19. “So he takes his two fingers and says to me, ‘Bend over and cough, Mr. President.’ So I say to him, ‘Now I know why they call you, Boehner.”

  20. Simon H Gedney says:

    Let’s caption Cameron!

    Crikey! I thought our stadium food was expensive! And the beer is too cold!

    Ugh! He’s ordering another two plates of aerosol cheese nachos.

    I wonder which two tarts I’ll get now that Gristina’s been busted.

  21. Cameron Thought Bubble: God I hope nobody’s taking a picture of me eating this thing.

  22. Hey David, let’s start jeering the players like Spike Lee does. You start.

  23. I once went out to lunch with Joe Biden and had two of these things. Michelle made me eat Arugala Salads for three weeks.

  24. MstrB says:

    Any longer than this and I gag

  25. MstrB says:

    So yeah, where does the pinky go again?

  26. Peterh says:

    I say, two dogs with grey poupon trumps your marmite, pickled eggs and spotted dick…..

  27. “Two more hotdogs, please. But this time double the mustard, relish and Pink Slime.”

  28. Robert says:

    Liberals say: 2 wieners with 2 wieners holding 2 wieners
    Republicans say: “Two wieners”

    (yet BOTH are correct. Maybe all politicians can learn from this “teachable moment”)

  29. Tillman says:

    Mr. Cameron realizes two simultaneous truths: he left a light on in 10 Downing Street’s little prime minister’s room, and this frankfurter tastes like shit.

  30. painterguy says:

    I wonder if anybody has noticed I have a big rip in my pants? That’s twice it’s happened to me in the same week…..

  31. painterguy says:

    I only brought enough money to pay for two, but eat all you want. The middle class is picking up the tab!

  32. painterguy says:

    Remember your limit is two. Any more than that and you could choke and I’d have to call for another bail-out.

  33. painterguy says:

    Remember my new agenda. You’re allowed to have 2 freebies. I ordered the sucker next to you to pay for it!

  34. Gollum says:

    “Well, you’re no Michele Bachmann, is all I can say.”

  35. Gollum says:

    Cameron (thinking): “If this bloke does ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo’ one more time . . . . “

  36. mirdunca says:

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