OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Chicago Style Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Chicago Style Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Doug MataconisCameron Thought Bubble: God I hope nobody’s taking a picture of me eating this thing.

Second: Jenos Idanian – “Mr. President, that’s not how the ‘V for Victory’ gesture goes. When you turn it around, it has an entirely different meaning.”

Third: Neil Hudelson – “No, No, you forgot the war of 1812. TWO times we’ve kicked your limey asses out of our country.”


Gollum – “Well, you’re no Michele Bachmann, is all I can say.”

Drew – I know in your football you get one point for a goal. In our basketball why is basket is worth two points? I don’t know, I guess it’s just convention, like the way we count Democratic votes in Illinois or something.

Wyatt EarpEver since I called for a “new tone,” this is the only way I can flip people off.

Peterh – I say, two dogs with grey poupon trumps your marmite, pickled eggs and spotted dick…

mirdunca – “See David, there’s two problems in Syria, a lack of basketball and a lack of hot dogs,” commented President Barack Obama during the British Prime Minister’s recent visit.


J-Dub – That’s 2, just 68 more and you break Kobayashi’s record.

John Burgess“”Two, just two more. Anything else and Michelle will really have my ass.”


Don’t BogartBachmann that dog, save some for me.

Obama: What part of the dog did you get?

…and if Michelle sees us you’ll have to eat mine too.

“Thank you for the wonderful time Mr. President, my last photo op with Putin was more like an outtake from an episode of Survivor.”

The Monday Contest has finally found a good head.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. luckyjoe says:

    “Want to know what Reggie Love smells like?”

  2. I’m glad RD got the Enrico Pallazzo reference.

  3. Idiot says:

    Good grief Cameron looks bored.