Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, March 28, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday
Once again PETA members protest sans clothes.
Nope, only the pig’s wearing lipstick.
Obama’s Libyan coalition is one of the smallest ever assembled.
Residents of the Bronx Zoo are protesting attempts by the zoo staff to recapture a poisonous Egyptian cobra, who escaped from the Reptile House over the weekend.
Moderate Republicans, in a desperate move to distance themselves from the wingnuts, review new mascot candidates.
Eat More Chikin
George Orwell’s Animal Farm brought to life.
The Iron Chef’s secret ingredient is . . . .
Wisconsin protests descend into gibberish and fur.
The Sound and the Furry
With the expected eventual approval of gay marriage, now Furries protest for their right to form mating pairs.
Fur is Nutters
The continued high unemployment numbers eventually delivered a harsh blow even to the sports mascot industry.
“What are these ‘Furries’ you’re talking about? I don’t believe I’m familiar with that term. Nope, never heard of it at all.”
The White House Easter egg roll turned into something of a debacle when only one of the seven hired actors arrived with a costume which actually resembled a rabbit.
While attempting to capitalize on the success of “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” the debut of “Nancy Pelosi’s Disney World” proved a complete ratings flop.
Sadly, before he could even get his presidential exploration committee fully formed, Newt faced additional accounts of marital infidelity partners coming out of the woodwork.
The first of the 2012 GOP presidential debates finally found a way to attract more viewers.
Winning entries in the 1st annual “Dress Like Your Favorite Politician” day.
Dr. Doolittle talking with the animals.
Public service employees go to extremes protesting their innocence.
Uh oh. PETA pickets the annual NRA meeting in costume. What were they thinking?
Really Rodney….you want us to caption your party’s hopefuls……really!?!
The Phuket Seven.
Losing entries in the “Taxidermist of the Year” contest.
Republican mascot wins! Dem mascot….far LEFT….. plans appeal to the Supreme Court.
Obama’s Czars prefer to remain “anonymous” at public funtions.
CIA graduates await the diploma ceremony to be performed by Obama, himself, who will be dressed as a “slack-jawed jellyfish”.
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