Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, May 21, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Anyone want to lick my cone? Anyone?
To keep Biden happy (and quiet in front of the microphones) President Obama has added soft-serve ice cream to the Executive Branch’s health-care plan.
For unknown reasons, Vice-President Biden decided to do his Statue of Liberty impersonation in the middle of an Ohio Dairy Queen.
Hey, Cory Booker, jam this in your pie hole and STFU!
“What? You want jobs? Well, I’ve got ice cream, nyah, nyah!”
Joe Biden has accepted the Obama campaign’s suggestion that he speak only in zen cones.
“With liberty and frogurt for all!”
Who says I can’t have my ice cream and eat it, too?!?
Yeah, there’s this crazy old guy in here trying to give away frozen yogurt.
He keeps muttering something about Biden in ’16.
But he’s got a sweet ’75 Trans Am parked outside.
How liberal is Biden — he’s so liberal even his soft serve leans left.
“Which one of these is not like the other?”
Biden’s looking to share his “wealth”.
Joe: “…and I just want to assure everyone, that I’m keeping President Obama as my running mate this election.”
Our campaign message is sound and not going to change a bit “vote for us and here’s what we promise…..for all.”
“Is it the warm Delaware weather or me….but this thing is starting to act like my…oh, never mind.”
Obama may be off at some stupid summit, but look at my important work, dammit!
All hail, Obama
Despite holding two perfectly good ice cream cones, the Vice President still got confused and started licking the microphone in front of him.
“Hey, this ice cream recipe is straight from Elizabeth Warren’s Cherokee cookbook!”
Alright, which racist ordered the soft-serve whitey cone?
“…Give me your tired, your poor……”
“Today, I donated at the sperm bank….did YOU!”
“I am invoking ‘the Cone of Silence” when I join
the President in the corner booth!!!”
“I scream, you scream, we ALL scream for…….higher taxes on the RICH!!!”
“Obama and I promise ALL of you a FULL CONE. On the other
hand, Romney offers you an empty one.”
A double dip scoop shit?
Sing?!?!?!?!?!?!? Me?!?!?!?!?!? No!!!!!!!!!!But I can juggle!!!!!!!!F*ck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Biden seemly toasts himself goodbye and all his ilk befittingly with a vanilla ice-cream cone, as the U.S. Census Bureau recently announced that so-called ‘Minority Americans’ out birthed ‘White Americans” for the first time. Post the Pre-Colombian European invasion, of course.
Here is a toast to the first black President, Mr….ah…ugh…mmm…oh s**t… what’s his name?
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