OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. MaggieMama says:

    Anyone want to lick my cone? Anyone?

  2. Phillip says:

    To keep Biden happy (and quiet in front of the microphones) President Obama has added soft-serve ice cream to the Executive Branch’s health-care plan.

  3. For unknown reasons, Vice-President Biden decided to do his Statue of Liberty impersonation in the middle of an Ohio Dairy Queen.

  4. Mr. Prosser says:

    Hey, Cory Booker, jam this in your pie hole and STFU!

  5. John Burgess says:

    “What? You want jobs? Well, I’ve got ice cream, nyah, nyah!”

  6. James H says:

    Joe Biden has accepted the Obama campaign’s suggestion that he speak only in zen cones.

  7. J-Dub says:

    “With liberty and frogurt for all!”

  8. MaggieMama says:

    Who says I can’t have my ice cream and eat it, too?!?

  9. Hey Norm says:

    Yeah, there’s this crazy old guy in here trying to give away frozen yogurt.
    He keeps muttering something about Biden in ’16.
    But he’s got a sweet ’75 Trans Am parked outside.

  10. al-Ameda says:

    “Vice Cream”

  11. Moosebreath says:

    How liberal is Biden — he’s so liberal even his soft serve leans left.

  12. jd says:

    “Which one of these is not like the other?”

  13. MaggieMama says:

    Biden’s looking to share his “wealth”.

  14. rodney dill says:

    Joe: “…and I just want to assure everyone, that I’m keeping President Obama as my running mate this election.”

  15. Drew says:

    Our campaign message is sound and not going to change a bit “vote for us and here’s what we promise…..for all.”

  16. Drew says:

    “Is it the warm Delaware weather or me….but this thing is starting to act like my…oh, never mind.”

  17. Drew says:

    Obama may be off at some stupid summit, but look at my important work, dammit!

  18. JKB says:

    All hail, Obama

  19. Chadzilla says:

    Despite holding two perfectly good ice cream cones, the Vice President still got confused and started licking the microphone in front of him.

  20. John425 says:

    “Hey, this ice cream recipe is straight from Elizabeth Warren’s Cherokee cookbook!”

  21. Jeremy says:

    Alright, which racist ordered the soft-serve whitey cone?

  22. grizzlybare says:

    “…Give me your tired, your poor……”

  23. grizzlybare says:

    “Today, I donated at the sperm bank….did YOU!”

  24. grizzlybare says:

    “I am invoking ‘the Cone of Silence” when I join
    the President in the corner booth!!!”

  25. grizzlybare says:

    “I scream, you scream, we ALL scream for…….higher taxes on the RICH!!!”

  26. grizzlybare says:

    “Obama and I promise ALL of you a FULL CONE. On the other
    hand, Romney offers you an empty one.”

  27. G.A. says:

    A double dip scoop shit?

  28. G.A. says:

    Sing?!?!?!?!?!?!? Me?!?!?!?!?!? No!!!!!!!!!!But I can juggle!!!!!!!!F*ck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Joe Biden seemly toasts himself goodbye and all his ilk befittingly with a vanilla ice-cream cone, as the U.S. Census Bureau recently announced that so-called ‘Minority Americans’ out birthed ‘White Americans” for the first time. Post the Pre-Colombian European invasion, of course.

  30. mannning says:

    Here is a toast to the first black President, Mr….ah…ugh…mmm…oh s**t… what’s his name?