Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Colostomy Bag Elmo
Westboro Baptists go for a more colorful approach.
Apparently there is still a career choice for which Don Rickles is aptly suited.
The OWS movement has suffered terrible loses. Apparently the few remaining protestors out on the streets don’t even have tent for shelter and Porta-potties are a long gone luxury.
As a member of the 99%, Elmo has taken the lead in the occupy sesame street movement. Next we’ll see Ernie and Bert leading the fight for same sex marriage.
“Hey, kid! You wanna see what I got in my sack?”
“Pssst … I’ve got Eric Holder’s Contempt Citation right here …”
By the time he was released from prison, Sesame Street, like Elmo, had lost much of its youthful charm.
Don’t miss the new series, “Elmo and his nutsack” on PBS this fall.
“You know what? Blue is my favorite color!”
Unfortunately Elmo joins the swelling ranks of the so-called “street performers”, consisting more and more each day of formerly employable Hollywood child star actors .
Elmo during his awkward “Chewbacca” phase.
It was just like what happened to Puff the Magic Dragon and Little Johnny Paper. Except everyone wisely refused to tickle Elmo anymore — So no body got burned this time.
Disarming everybody with his charming personality, Elmo even successfully bypasses Homeland Security by carrying a nut sack near his satchel charge.
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