OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. KRM says:

    David Axelrod explains seafood.

  2. Tillman says:

    I’m a lobster! YEEEEAAAH BABY!

    Wait, what’s this butter for?

  3. Maggiemama says:

    Check out his claws; I guarantee that his bark is worse than his bite.

  4. Maggiemama says:

    I knew there was a reason to be suspicious of this summer’s surplus of Maine lobsters!

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Hey Baby, wanna check out my Butterballs?”

  6. David says:

    Everything is better with butter.

  7. rodney dill says:

    Recommended to go with a nice dogfish IPA

  8. Motopilot says:


  9. “If you don’t like it you can kiss my furry little butt! No, wait. Kiss my butter! No, um … line!”

  10. John Burgess says:

    SE Asian recipes for dog are passé. The New Left has improved upon them.

  11. rodney dill says:

    Beware the third eye stalk.

  12. Montanareddog says:

    Take me to your “Leader from Behind”

    I have ze lubricant

  13. Mr. Prosser says:

    The best example yet of why GMO labeling should be required.

  14. Drew says:

    Fresh off the failed two headed Sea Bass initiative, Red Lobster’s gene splicing experiment went a tad awry, forcing the crack product development team to resort to the universal solution………more butter.

  15. Drew says:

    Have you ever seen anyone praying harder for a bag of popping corn to show up?

  16. Jeremy says:

    North Korean seafood at it’s finest.

  17. Jeremy says:

    @rodney dill: Bottom of the barrel.

  18. jd says:

    Darn! I told them I wanted a WHITE background!

  19. Jeremy says:

    Who’s that Pokemon?!

  20. Tillman says:

    No, seriously you guys, why is there butter? You’re not going to eat me, are you?

  21. Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog to Payback, the Karma Lobster: “Payback, You Bitch! Use More Butter!”

  22. David says:

    There should be a law against some people owning pets…

  23. David says:

    At least I’m not strapped to a car roof.

  24. Tillman says:

    Lobsterdog paused in mid-sentence, the eulogy coming to an abrupt halt. He’d forgotten the rest of his prepared words.

  25. CSK says:

    The really cool feature of Mattel’s new Teenage Mutant Ninja Lobster is that you can eat it when the kid gets bored playing with it.

  26. al-Ameda says:

    “I hate my owner …… I really do.”