OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM – This is the contest for the week,
No Thursday contest this week

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. michael Hamm says:

    The Three Stooges go to Washington.

  2. markm says:

    At the Hagel hearing:


    Schumer: “Seriously putz…just read the answer and say the words”

    Graham: “…..just GTFO…seriously”

  3. Mr. Prosser says:

    Statler and Waldorf cheer on the Bird Dancers while Camilla the Chicken signals signals Gonzo to meet him outside.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Obama farts during his SOTU speech.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Majority Leader Harry Reid tries to end the Chuck Hagel filibuster.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    McCain: ” Campaign finance reform? You want campaign finance reform?”

    Schumer: “I’ll give you campaign finance reform!”

    Graham: “I can’t wait for Mr. Wall Street’s ideas on campaign finance reform.”

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Sen Schumer began the sequestration bidding wars with “1 aircraft carrier!”

    McCain answered with “1 aircraft carrier and 2 tax cuts!”

    Graham said, “I don’t think either one of these clowns understands how this works.”

  8. Tony W says:

    Senator John McCain of Arizona watches Teen Jeopardy with his senate colleagues.

  9. John Burgess says:

    “Lindsey Graham calls for an end to Senate Bean Soup, claiming it leads to senatorial attempts to deflect responsibility.”

  10. Tillman says:

    McCain: “OVER THE LINE!”
    Graham: “What? Bullshit. Mark it eight, Dude.”

  11. Midwestern Dad says:

    The Nairobi trio drop the banana

  12. Moosebreath says:

    See no evil, Hear no evil, and Evil.

  13. al-Ameda says:

    Circa, 1995, that last known sighting of John McCain and Lindsay Graham smiling.

  14. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Tillman: Tillman wins.

  15. “I’ll see your $9 per hour and raise you a quarter!”

    “Fifty cents!”

    “Can we go back to $5?”

  16. Peterh says:

    Gents without sense…..how friggin’ apropos…..

  17. jd says:

    “I’m with Stupids.”

  18. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Tillman: Tillman still wins.

  19. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Tillman: “Shut up, Donny, you don’t know what yer talking about.”

  20. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Moosebreath: OK, I take it back…. Moosebreath wins….

  21. Drew says:

    Take it off……take it ALL off!!!!

  22. Drew says:

    Boys night out. Pelosi and Palin mud wrestling.

  23. Crusty Dem says:

    Caption: “Guests on Meet the Press, 2007-2013, complete list” on imdb.com

  24. Mike says:

    Since childhood, by the time everyone was putting their right hands in, Sen. Lindsey Graham was would always be a full step step behind in the hokey-pokey.

  25. Clint Eastwood stars in The Ugly, the Bad, and the Goody Two Shoes.

  26. Michelle Obama knows just what to do with two fingers and a thumb.

  27. Tillman says:

    Schumer: “John, you can’t have a coronary now. We’re just getting to the good part!”
    Graham: “Get a load of this mensch.”

  28. 11B40 says:


    In another attempt to resurrect her career, Nancy Pelosi, the First Female ex-Speaker of the House of Representatives of the UNited States Congress, does a pole dance for a few of her currently favorite Senators.

  29. Americans watching at home were unaware that President Obama gave the State of the Union Address without wearing pants.

  30. Michael Bivens says:

    Pull my finger! No, pull mine first!

  31. “He missed the tag! He missed the tag!”

  32. As the bidding war escalated, Obama soon realized that the rich white guys had mistaken his appearance for a slave auction.