Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, February 18, 2013
Winners will be announced Monday PM – This is the contest for the week,
No Thursday contest this week
The Three Stooges go to Washington.
At the Hagel hearing:
McCain: “….THE FU*&ING ANSWER IS WRITTEN ON THE CARD….JUST READ IT YOU DOLT”
Schumer: “Seriously putz…just read the answer and say the words”
Graham: “…..just GTFO…seriously”
Statler and Waldorf cheer on the Bird Dancers while Camilla the Chicken signals signals Gonzo to meet him outside.
Obama farts during his SOTU speech.
Majority Leader Harry Reid tries to end the Chuck Hagel filibuster.
McCain: ” Campaign finance reform? You want campaign finance reform?”
Schumer: “I’ll give you campaign finance reform!”
Graham: “I can’t wait for Mr. Wall Street’s ideas on campaign finance reform.”
Sen Schumer began the sequestration bidding wars with “1 aircraft carrier!”
McCain answered with “1 aircraft carrier and 2 tax cuts!”
Graham said, “I don’t think either one of these clowns understands how this works.”
Senator John McCain of Arizona watches Teen Jeopardy with his senate colleagues.
“Lindsey Graham calls for an end to Senate Bean Soup, claiming it leads to senatorial attempts to deflect responsibility.”
McCain: “OVER THE LINE!”
Graham: “What? Bullshit. Mark it eight, Dude.”
The Nairobi trio drop the banana
See no evil, Hear no evil, and Evil.
Circa, 1995, that last known sighting of John McCain and Lindsay Graham smiling.
@Tillman: Tillman wins.
“I’ll see your $9 per hour and raise you a quarter!”
“Can we go back to $5?”
Gents without sense…..how friggin’ apropos…..
“I’m with Stupids.”
@Tillman: Tillman still wins.
@Tillman: “Shut up, Donny, you don’t know what yer talking about.”
@Moosebreath: OK, I take it back…. Moosebreath wins….
Take it off……take it ALL off!!!!
Boys night out. Pelosi and Palin mud wrestling.
Caption: “Guests on Meet the Press, 2007-2013, complete list” on imdb.com
Since childhood, by the time everyone was putting their right hands in, Sen. Lindsey Graham was would always be a full step step behind in the hokey-pokey.
Clint Eastwood stars in The Ugly, the Bad, and the Goody Two Shoes.
Michelle Obama knows just what to do with two fingers and a thumb.
Schumer: “John, you can’t have a coronary now. We’re just getting to the good part!”
Graham: “Get a load of this mensch.”
In another attempt to resurrect her career, Nancy Pelosi, the First Female ex-Speaker of the House of Representatives of the UNited States Congress, does a pole dance for a few of her currently favorite Senators.
Americans watching at home were unaware that President Obama gave the State of the Union Address without wearing pants.
Pull my finger! No, pull mine first!
“He missed the tag! He missed the tag!”
As the bidding war escalated, Obama soon realized that the rich white guys had mistaken his appearance for a slave auction.
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