Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, March 11, 2013
Winners will be announced after Thursday PM
I’m still so confused…another prop group standing behind me…where are their lab coats? I was briefed they’d be wearing lab coats!
Biden: “Hey, I just thought of a good one BO, what’s the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives’ shelter? The dishes if she knows what’s good for her….”
Hey, Joe. Leahy back here resents being called “Dumbest Senator”. If we’re going to get any of the 2nd term agenda through, you’re going to have to add “Dumbest Senator, Emeritus” after “Vice President”.
“There, I have just signed the drone strike orders for Ted Cruz and Rand Paul. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s my turn to conduct the next White House tour.”
Hey Joe, get this guy off my back, Vermont’s just not that important.
So Joe…. The drone strikes on the House ready to go?
“One more time, Biden, and you know where this thumb’s going.”
Obama: “With this Executive order, the GOP is officially a joke.”
Biden: “Mr President, for the umpteenth time, you don’t have to hitch hike any more.”
Look here — I can sign my own name!
“Woodward… He sleeps with the fishes, right Joe?”
“Yeah, I know, but its easier when you only have to use your fingers to count the number of jobs created.”
“No Joe, The Violence Against Women Act is meant to stop abuse against women… er… what? OK, you can slap Pelosi one more time.”
White House thumb wars: Biden vs. Obama
Biden: “…so I says ‘if he threatens you with violence again, open the balcony doors and launch two drones’….then I forgot wut I was talkin’ about”
Joe Biden, fresh from the political arena, gets a thumbs up from emperor Obama.
Hopefully, this will satisfy the fingerprint deniers.
Crazed by March Madness Fever, Obama ejects Biden for a Flagrant-2.
Barack the stoner
Had a big boner
Thinking of cherry pie
He stuck up his thumb
Threw women a crumb
And said “What a good boy am I!”
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