OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. I’m still so confused…another prop group standing behind me…where are their lab coats? I was briefed they’d be wearing lab coats!

  2. markm says:

    Biden: “Hey, I just thought of a good one BO, what’s the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives’ shelter? The dishes if she knows what’s good for her….”

  3. Hey, Joe. Leahy back here resents being called “Dumbest Senator”. If we’re going to get any of the 2nd term agenda through, you’re going to have to add “Dumbest Senator, Emeritus” after “Vice President”.

  4. “There, I have just signed the drone strike orders for Ted Cruz and Rand Paul. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s my turn to conduct the next White House tour.”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hey Joe, get this guy off my back, Vermont’s just not that important.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    So Joe…. The drone strikes on the House ready to go?

  7. John Burgess says:

    “One more time, Biden, and you know where this thumb’s going.”

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Obama: “With this Executive order, the GOP is officially a joke.”

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Biden: “Mr President, for the umpteenth time, you don’t have to hitch hike any more.”

  10. Moosebreath says:

    Look here — I can sign my own name!

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Woodward… He sleeps with the fishes, right Joe?”

  12. Drew says:

    “Yeah, I know, but its easier when you only have to use your fingers to count the number of jobs created.”

  13. rodney dill says:

    “No Joe, The Violence Against Women Act is meant to stop abuse against women… er… what? OK, you can slap Pelosi one more time.”

  14. JKB says:

    White House thumb wars: Biden vs. Obama

  15. markm says:

    Biden: “…so I says ‘if he threatens you with violence again, open the balcony doors and launch two drones’….then I forgot wut I was talkin’ about”

  16. JKB says:

    Joe Biden, fresh from the political arena, gets a thumbs up from emperor Obama.

  17. jd says:

    Hopefully, this will satisfy the fingerprint deniers.

  18. Crazed by March Madness Fever, Obama ejects Biden for a Flagrant-2.

  19. Barack the stoner
    Had a big boner
    Thinking of cherry pie
    He stuck up his thumb
    Threw women a crumb
    And said “What a good boy am I!”