Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    On this episode of the Biggest Loser, President Obama unveils his new national grass soup diet that the U.S. army marching band has gladly volunteered to test for the last 9 months…

  2. G.A.Phillips says:

    Ya sure the new President seems like a likable fellow, but whats with the mummy’s and skeletons popping out of ground every time he yawns and stretches out his arms?

  3. elliot says:

    The band playing for the president had run of the White House facilities. After all they had a skeleton key.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Senior citizens clearly hear the death knell coming from The White House.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    You know you are losing it when you see Obama Death Panels everywhere you look.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Make no bones about it the Public Option is dead.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Drudge breaking: Obama isn’t the only one skipping lunches. Apparently the entire WH staff has lost weight recently.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    Senator Reid secretly confessed to Obama that only a bare-bones Healthcare Bill could pass before the end of the year.

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    “A Deathblow for ObamaCare” writes Dick Morris as he analyzes Tuesday’s election results.

  10. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    Band of Czars playing around.

  11. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    Grateful dead playing the White House, with Garcia.

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    President Dithering’s “Ghosts of Dead Afghan Soldiers Marching Club Band”.

  13. FormerHostage says:

    Not pictured: the guy playing the xylophone made of ribs.

  14. FormerHostage says:

    Tragedy struck as a pack of feral wiener dogs attacked and buried the drummer somewhere in the lawn.

  15. FormerHostage says:

    Oh dem bones.
    Oh dem bones.
    Oh dem, jee-umpin’ bones…

  16. FormerHostage says:

    The parade was led by the “Famous Supermodels” marching band.

  17. FormerHostage says:

    I find none of these submissions humerus.

  18. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    ACORN gathers a band of potential Democratic voters outside of Obama residence.

  19. Wyatt Earp says:

    Sadly, President Obama could not keep all of his skeletons in the closet.

  20. Rachel Edith says:

    Yankees’ Evil Empire House Band Celebrates

  21. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    Small band of absentee voters gather at the white house.

  22. yetanotherjohn says:

    After being declared dead in 2008, it would seem the GOP has risen again at the White House.

    Oh great, we elect the first black president and he has entertainers show up in white face.

    The democrats celebrated Tuesday night’s election with music from “Dead men walking”.

    What part of ‘live music’ don’t you understand?

    Is it just me or does this ‘bare bones budget band’ look a little fat?

  23. physics geek says:

    The White House hired a band to play a pro-health care bill song. In retrospect, having this band play “Dead Man’s Party” seems to have been a poor choice.
    A band consisting of Chicago area voters gathered for a jam session.

  24. Hermoine says:

    “President Bill Clinton once played in the Devil-May-Care Band which surprises absolutely nobody.”

  25. Elmo says:

    As clueless as ever, Barry dances on the grave of Fox News.

  26. Elmo says:
  27. Elmo says:

    Oh, hear the word of Obama …

    The leg bone connected to the knee bone,
    The knee bone connected to dee *ss bone,
    Dee *ss bone connected to the head bone,
    Oh, hear the word of Obama!

  28. DL says:

    And they said the accordian band was dead…

    Complete silence overcame the audience when the orchestra began playing the minuet.

    It was then that the Haitian rock band, “Voodoo” played their number one hit.

    Upon developing the film, the FBI learned that Elvis was not actually there.

    The first of the stimulus money created six new jobs.

  29. Drew says:

    I know the nostalia for the old bands to tour again is high….but really.

  30. Mr. Prosser says:

    The Secret Service hits the guest band with their secret laser weapon when it was discovered the band snuck in an accordion player.

  31. Elmo says:

    Yo Yo Ma performs the Death of America Serenade, for Pharoah.