Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    “…look at the rack on THAT hose hound..whew!”

  2. dennis says:

    Hey Laura…..Can you still do this?

  3. G.A.Phillips says:

    The press is over thataway?

  4. “Tell Rove that’s this kid needs a change.”

  5. Hodink says:

    “I cudda won The Next Best Thing. Ever see my Bill Maher?”

  6. Paul Barnes says:

    “Hey, Cheney, baby-back ribs!”

    “I betcha’ we could win Iraq if we could get small children to fight.”

    “Secret Service, this kid beat me in checkers. He’s a witch and a terrorist!” (note the subtle joke of “witch” because, you know, Bush is a Christian fundamentalist…)

  7. brainy435 says:

    Hey! Whose the decider around here? That’s right; THIS guy. And I said were’re having tacos.

    Hehe. Tacos rule.

  8. John425 says:

    “You MSM guys think you are so smart…here, pull my finger”

  9. Michael says:

    “I don’t think I kissed the right end of that baby”


    “You expect me to but these lips on that?”

  10. Triumph says:

    Hey Patreus! Reid and Pelosi are over there! Arrest them and send them to Gitmo–ASAP! Give them both the “Lynndie England Special!”

  11. Gollum says:

    Round the world, round the world, comes the big bear. . .
    Bore a hole, bore a hole . . . .ah, jaysus I hate this game.

  12. Gollum says:

    In response to Congressional screeching over his invocation of executive privilege, President Bush suggests a “probe” of his own.

  13. Gollum says:

    Get her, her and her into Marine One but, eh, ditch the baby somehow.

  14. DaveD says:

    “Testing my composure, Karl? A breast feeding mother in the front of the greeting line?”

  15. Dantheman says:

    And they say I’m stupid. That baby’s trying to nurse through his mommy’s blouse.

  16. Wyatt Earp says:

    “The milk line starts right here, guys!”

  17. Alan Kellogg says:

    1. I can’t believe I toked the whole thing.

    2. It’s too late for antacids now.

    3. I know if I open my mouth I am gonna belch like a sailor.

    4. If that curry is mild, Kucinich is President.

    5. Have I got a sinus headache!

  18. elliot says:

    I’m with stupid.

  19. elliot says:

    C’Mon breast feeding line starts here.

  20. Cowboy Blob says:

    Yo! You with the earpiece! Unexploded baby here…check it out!

  21. Alan Kellogg says:

    The spinach is where?

  22. Scott_T says:

    1) President Bush preparing for January 20, 2009: “Exit Stage Left you said? I’m use to going right though.”

    2) Laura, you want in on the sh!t eating grin picture we’re taking over here with us?

  23. Just making sure….THAT’s the door that actually opens, right?

  24. RT says:

    “Hey, Laura! How come you don’t let me do that anymore?”


    “You talking to me? You talking to me?”

  25. Bithead says:

    * I’ll have one of what the kid’s having…

  26. Deathlok says:

    Weapons of Mass Destruction, right over here please.

  27. timturk says:

    See Laura, I’m not the only one whose aim is off.

  28. timturk says:

    “And this is the breast…. best that we currently can do in this titua…situation,and we will never forget the mam…memories, nipply…simply because they have areola…already…whoa!!!! is that a camera over there or a hooter…shooter”