Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

brought to you by Rodney DillTIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. “This boulder is too large. I could lift a smaller one.”

  2. elliot says:

    In order to fund the new wage increase Hillary auctions off a few fellow Senators….Going Once…Going Twice…..

  3. FormerHostage says:

    “Don’t cry for me Argentiiiiiiinaaaaaaa”

  4. FormerHostage says:

    The three in back are OK…but I never really cared much for Shemp.

  5. FormerHostage says:

    The opening scene from a VERY disturbing porn film.

  6. elliot says:

    Senator Brown (left) : Eww, No wonder Bill did what he did..

  7. Gollum says:

    Senator Clinton announces yet another ridiculous Bill perpetrated upon the American public.

  8. DaveD says:

    Hillary was convinced that if she didn’t look at him he really wasn’t there.

  9. elliot says:

    Obama(thinking): Dang, 7.25 per hour! That’s more than I make.

  10. Caliban Darklock says:

    Hillary displays her signature left wing.

  11. Hodink says:

    “Wait. I do have another announcement. It should surprise absolutely nobody that Bill Clinton could be Dannielynn Smith’s father.”

  12. Mike says:

    It the wicked witch of the left and her flying monkeys

  13. Kent G. Budge says:

    “It’s my party, and I’ll wear a butt-ugly dress if I want to.”

  14. Eneils Bailey says:

    The guy on the right looks like a bird, ready to peck an earthworm from her ear.

  15. Maggie says:

    “On the other hand . . .”

  16. Terrence says:

    Hillary Clinton launches her “Carpet Dress” initiative in front of Senate colleagues. Wearing clothes made of carpet has been recommended by Global Warming guru/profiteer Al Gore to help curb man-made carbon emissions into the environment.

  17. Gollum says:

    What the left giveth, the right taketh away.

    What the left hand giveth, the right hand – – say, where is her right hand anyway?

  18. SgtFluffy says:

    Sen Brown thinking:….hmmm…I have a rug like that in my bathroom…

  19. “… and I’d like to thank all the little people who we are now giving a raise of $4,000 a year, which is almost as much as I spent on this, uh, jacket.”

  20. “Speaking as the wife of America’s first black president, let me assure that I always keep my eyes on the prize.”

  21. “Speaking as the wife of America’s first black president, let me assure you that I always keep my eyes on the prize.”

  22. “Things took a turn towards the ugly as the DNC presidential nomination contest entered the talent phase.”

  23. “Nothing succeeds like succession!”

  24. Scott_T says:

    Welcome the new Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, seen in the Senate Chamber 3hours a week.

  25. Maggie says:

    Friends, Americans, Countrymen. I come to praise Obama, not to bury him.

  26. “And with a great Barack the seventh seal was opened and the Four Horseman of the Obamalypse rode forth. Death, Famine, Pestilence and the other one…”

  27. Lionel says:

    Hillary dramatically rehearses her rendition of Snow White and her dwarfs, “puzzled, smiley and pout.”

  28. “What miserable drones and traitors have I nourished and brought up in my household to let their Lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a low-born cleric Barack?”

  29. As Hillary broke into song with “Midnight Train to Georgia”, Senator Obama suddenly realized that being on the platform behind her as one of her Powerful, Important, Peoples wasn’t such a good idea.

  30. “You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out…”

  31. “Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain!”

  32. Once Hillary realized that singing and bashing Bush at the same time was the quickest path to anotehr Grammy, there was no getting her off the podium.

  33. Once Hillary realized that singing and bashing Bush at the same time was the quickest path to another Grammy, there was no getting her off the podium.

  34. “Thank you, I’ll be here for the next 28 years. Try the fish.”

  35. Senator Obama was lost in thought and never saw the left hook coming.

  36. Ingress says:

    Hillary – “Friends, Americans, Countrymen, lend me your ears …”

    Barack – “Hmmmmmm. Off the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle!”

    Max – “The Senate is a remarkable institution.”

    Sherrod – “Whatchu talking ’bout, Willis?”

  37. Rodney Dill says:

    Sherrod has a sudden sinking feeling that instead of meeting the Dixie Chicks, he’s gonna get stuck with the Dippy Chick.

  38. As Hillary congratulated the Chicks with Dixie for their Grammy success last night, the Senators behind her did everything they could to maintain their composure.

  39. Lionel says:

    Senator Clinton futilely attempts to re-enact the parting of the Red Sea from the movie, The Ten Commandments!

  40. Lionel says:

    An exasperated Senator Clinton realizes, “she ain’t whistling Dixie.”

  41. The DNC’s barbershop quartet goes by the name “Honey and the B’s.”

  42. Seantor Clinton explains how everyone in the Senate is equal, though some are more equal than others.

  43. elliot says:

    Instead of a Flu shot, the doctor inadvertently injected Hillary’s arm with Viagra….and it just started to kick in.

  44. Hillary’s attempts to make shadow puppets to show up Senator Obama still leave much to be desired.

  45. Lionel says:

    Senator Clinton demonstrates the hand she once used to slap her husband and now threatens to use against Al Qaeda!

  46. Hillary does her best Karnak impression to introduce her friends in the Senate: raucous, Baucus, and caucas-ian.