Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM
The power of Photoshop: Images of Obama and Bush removed from Iranian propaganda photo.
WE’RE # 2! WE’RE # 2!! WE’RE # 2!!! Iran’s latest chant left something to be desired.
Hey Israel? See this? We really do want peace.
“Barkeep, another round of goat milk over here!”
@OzarkHillbilly: All the toilet paper in the world wouldn’t clean up that mess. And no, Venezuela, 50 million rolls won’t even be a bad start.
Wait a minute…. What are they doing with their right hands?
Two, two, the lily-white boys,
Clothèd all in green, O
One is one and all alone
And evermore shall be so
“Make it a double.”
“Two of us make one Nixon!”
“You’ve got your fingers crossed with your left hand, yes? Me, too.”
“If you keep bidding at the same time I do, it will only make the price higher.”
“We don’t normally drink beer before a photo-op, but when we do we prefer Dos Equis”
We want what’s behind Door #2.
“Dos tacos, por favor.”
In Iran it is not lewd enough to give someone the one finger salute. Using two fingers will cause more pain and anguish.
The auction for OJ Simpson’s “stuff” quickly reached a fevered pitch.
“Did you hear about the Iranian housefire? The first thing they rescued was the goats and the undeclared nuclear program centrifuges…”.
“Did you hear about the Iranian housefire? Burned the whole house down while they haggled over which Persian rug was only good enough to put the fire out…”.
Ahmadinejad: Living proof that man did indeed descend from apes. And that some men haven’t fully evolved yet as well….
“Mullah always liked you better…”.
@Paul Hooson: The fathers of terrorists spend years with their sons, teaching them to hate Jews, hate the West, hate Christians, and all that is not Islam. Showing them how the build bombs, Instilling in them a willingness to die for Islam and to annihilate infidels. What do the fathers have to show for this love and attention… You stick the sons in front of a camera and the first thing out of their mouths is, “Imam!”
Despite repeated viewing of Star Trek re-runs, they never quite got the hang of the Vulcan salute.
Yet another example of racial profiling of another racial group categorized as subhuman, which cannot get a taxicab anywhere in New York City past midnight.
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OTB Caption Contest Winners
Iranian President Rouhani Overwhelmingly Re-Elected
Northam Refuses To Resign, Denies Racist Photos Are Of Him
Spring Forward? Fall Back? Let’s Just Pick A Time And Stay There
Three Judge Panel Upholds South Carolina Voter ID Law, Delays Implementation