OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Photo By Ebrahim Noroozi

Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    The power of Photoshop: Images of Obama and Bush removed from Iranian propaganda photo.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    WE’RE # 2! WE’RE # 2!! WE’RE # 2!!! Iran’s latest chant left something to be desired.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hey Israel? See this? We really do want peace.

  4. Wyatt Earp says:

    “Barkeep, another round of goat milk over here!”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: All the toilet paper in the world wouldn’t clean up that mess. And no, Venezuela, 50 million rolls won’t even be a bad start.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Wait a minute…. What are they doing with their right hands?

  7. rodney dill says:

    Two, two, the lily-white boys,
    Clothèd all in green, O
    One is one and all alone
    And evermore shall be so

  8. CSK says:

    @Wyatt Earp:

    “Make it a double.”

  9. Donald Sensing says:

    “Two of us make one Nixon!”

  10. Donald Sensing says:

    “You’ve got your fingers crossed with your left hand, yes? Me, too.”

  11. Donald Sensing says:

    “If you keep bidding at the same time I do, it will only make the price higher.”

  12. al-Ameda says:

    “We don’t normally drink beer before a photo-op, but when we do we prefer Dos Equis”

  13. Moosebreath says:

    We want what’s behind Door #2.

  14. John425 says:

    “Dos tacos, por favor.”

    In Iran it is not lewd enough to give someone the one finger salute. Using two fingers will cause more pain and anguish.

  15. The auction for OJ Simpson’s “stuff” quickly reached a fevered pitch.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “Did you hear about the Iranian housefire? The first thing they rescued was the goats and the undeclared nuclear program centrifuges…”.

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    “Did you hear about the Iranian housefire? Burned the whole house down while they haggled over which Persian rug was only good enough to put the fire out…”.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Ahmadinejad: Living proof that man did indeed descend from apes. And that some men haven’t fully evolved yet as well….

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Mullah always liked you better…”.

  20. Rodney Dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: The fathers of terrorists spend years with their sons, teaching them to hate Jews, hate the West, hate Christians, and all that is not Islam. Showing them how the build bombs, Instilling in them a willingness to die for Islam and to annihilate infidels. What do the fathers have to show for this love and attention… You stick the sons in front of a camera and the first thing out of their mouths is, “Imam!”

  21. CSK says:

    Despite repeated viewing of Star Trek re-runs, they never quite got the hang of the Vulcan salute.

  22. Yet another example of racial profiling of another racial group categorized as subhuman, which cannot get a taxicab anywhere in New York City past midnight.