OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Kaboob House Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Kaboob House Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


Photo By Ebrahim Noroozi


First: Wyatt Earp“Barkeep, another round of goat milk over here!”

Second: Moosebreath – We want what’s behind Door #2.

Third: CSK – Despite repeated viewing of Star Trek re-runs, they never quite got the hang of the Vulcan salute.


al-Ameda – “We don’t normally drink beer before a photo-op, but when we do we prefer Dos Equis”

Donald Sensing – “If you keep bidding at the same time I do, it will only make the price higher.”

Patrick McCainThe auction for OJ Simpson’s “stuff” quickly reached a fevered pitch.

OzarkHillbilly – Hey Israel? See this? We really do want peace.

Robert W. ArmijoYet another example of racial profiling of another racial group categorized as subhuman, which cannot get a taxicab anywhere in New York City past midnight. (“Why can’t we get a cab, the drivers are all arab too?” “They’ve all been relatives that owe me money.” – rodney dill)

Paul Hooson“Did you hear about the Iranian housefire? The first thing they rescued was the goats and the undeclared nuclear program centrifuges…”.


“Hey you… Israeli snipers… we shall taunt you again. Just try to shoot our cigarettes out of our fingers.”

Beck Bennett: “Is one or two better? It’s not complicated.”
Mahmoud: “We’re talkin’ dead Israelis right?”

Cheeburger Cheeburger
cheeps, pepsi, no coke.

“That comes with the lamb?”

“OK, who takes on Buffett and Gates next?”

“You should’ve thought of that before you left….”

A palestinian house caught fire, they put it out only to have the house bulldozed the next day by the IDF.

“How many Paul Hooson jokes do each of you know?”

The Monday Contest was hoping for a better forecast.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow, they each know two Paul Hooson jokes… That’s like, well, two too many… – Hey, I did like the goatmilk and Star Trek joke winners.- BTW, it turns that the Kardashians were not Star Trek characters, after all…

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Actually, I thought my “We’re #2!” was better than the “Hey Israel…”

  3. Wyatt Earp says:

    Thanks, Rodney!