OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo by JASON REED/REUTERS
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
Photo by JASON REED/REUTERS
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
“Well, if this doesn’t distract the right-wingers from the real scandals, leak another copy of my birth certificate with some pointless Photoshopping.”
“And if that doesn’t work, Mr. President?”
“Then we will have no choice but to…. Unmuzzle The Biden!“
Obama: “….rain?!?!?…..I just learned about the forecast….at the same time you guys did”
“I told you pigeons are all Republicans.”
“OK, that covers all the fecal matter from above, now can I get one for in front of me?”
After posing for his official Presidential statue, Obama said, “HA! No pigeon sh!t for me, General Lee!”.
“Hey a$$hole! I know how to hold an umbrella!”
“Oh great! Next thing you know he’s going to expect me to hold the door for him too!”
“Hmm. Cloudy with a chance of a ridiculous sh!tstorm.”
@Steven L. Taylor: My take along that same vein is:
A Marine may only carry an umbrella when escorting a lady and will always offer a lady his arm.
Don’t ask, Don’t tell, indeed.
Raindrops keep falling on my Head, ‘Cause I’m never gonna stop the rain by companin’, cryin’s not for me . . . . .
Where is the Blue Angels flyover? Oops – I sequestered them.
Hey upstairs. Didn’t you get the message that the MSM and other libtards consider me God – I ordered sunshine for me today.
“I don’t mind holding an umbrella, but standing near politicians always gives me indigestion.”
Not a caption, and sorry for the spam comment, but everyone is also invited to enter my own Umbrellagate caption contest that I posted Sunday.
http://senseofevents.blogspot.com/2013/05/umbrella-caption-contest.html.
“Hey! What happened to my sidearm?”
With apologies to Dazedanconfused a a previous OTB post.
And with the Obama family happily reunited, it was time for Marine Poppins to leave, for there were other politician families who still needed his help.
“A little more to the right.”
Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head
But that doesn’t mean Issa’s done witch hunting yet
Nothing seems to stick…
Those raindrops are fallin’ on my head, they keep fallin’
Buckets of rain
Buckets of tears
Got phony scandals
Coming out of my ears
Buckets of BS, in my hands
I’ve had all the fiction
Honey baby I can stand
I been meek
And strong like an oak
Seen logic and reason
Disappear like smoke
Committees arrive, then they disappear
If you want to govern
Buddy I’ll be here
(To the tune of Bob Dylan’s “Buckets of Rain”)
Adapted from the Rifleman’s creed and with great apologies to Marine’s everywhere:
“This is the day the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad it it”. – A beautiful picture like this can’t help but inspire the most beautiful Outside The Beltway caption ever written, so beautiful that even the angels will sing it’s praises for all eternity, and even God himself will say, “Gee I wish I thought of that…” – Even Gary Busey will sing it’s praises over at TBN.
“It’s starting to rain…Let me close with a quick ethnic housefire joke and then you can all go….”.
“Blessed be the peace makers……. But, even they know limits, and at some point will want to beat Paul Hooson with shovel to stop his terrible jokes…”.
“This is best joke that Paul Hooson could manage this week, saith the Lord. Let Gary Busey rejoice in it”.
“…And on the seventh day, there was a housefire. And Paul Hooson, saith, “This be good for an ethnic housefire joke”. But the Lord said, “It was not good”. So Paul Hooson rested…”.
The lord Pretender looks skyward in “Game of Drones.”
“…. and another one for my teleprompter, Corporal.”
“Back in Kenya we never needed those things.”
Is that Joe pissin off the roof again ?
Better keep holding this up a little while longer. It looks like more [BLEEP] is falling out of the sky today.
And the winning entry is….”My father from Kenya used to tell me about the first time that two ,hippos encountered a rhino. “Look, a unicorn!”.
“I’ll close with this story….A family that’s half Black and half White has a housefire. But, they had a dilemma. They could decide whether to rescue the TV or the golfclubs…”.
“If I let go his arm, will he run away? No? You totally sure about that?”
Obama’s thoughts: Lord I hope my leftie buddies don’t see me standing here with a marine, cause they will start the talk again about me supporting the military…
Marine’s thoughts: Lord please don’t let my marine buddies see me standing by this man when none of us respect or trust him especially after he left my buds to die all alone in Benghazi, why can’t he hold his own darn umbrella!