OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Friday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    “Well, if this doesn’t distract the right-wingers from the real scandals, leak another copy of my birth certificate with some pointless Photoshopping.”

    “And if that doesn’t work, Mr. President?”

    “Then we will have no choice but to…. Unmuzzle The Biden!

  2. markm says:

    Obama: “….rain?!?!?…..I just learned about the forecast….at the same time you guys did”

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “I told you pigeons are all Republicans.”

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “OK, that covers all the fecal matter from above, now can I get one for in front of me?”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    After posing for his official Presidential statue, Obama said, “HA! No pigeon sh!t for me, General Lee!”.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Hey a$$hole! I know how to hold an umbrella!”

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Oh great! Next thing you know he’s going to expect me to hold the door for him too!”

  8. “Hmm. Cloudy with a chance of a ridiculous sh!tstorm.”

  9. rodney dill says:

    @Steven L. Taylor: My take along that same vein is:

    Obama: “What’s the weather report for today?”
    Marine: “Chance of Scandals early, with scattered political attacks toward evening.”

  10. JKB says:

    A Marine may only carry an umbrella when escorting a lady and will always offer a lady his arm.
    Don’t ask, Don’t tell, indeed.

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Raindrops keep falling on my Head, ‘Cause I’m never gonna stop the rain by companin’, cryin’s not for me . . . . .

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    Where is the Blue Angels flyover? Oops – I sequestered them.

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    Hey upstairs. Didn’t you get the message that the MSM and other libtards consider me God – I ordered sunshine for me today.

  14. “I don’t mind holding an umbrella, but standing near politicians always gives me indigestion.”

  15. Not a caption, and sorry for the spam comment, but everyone is also invited to enter my own Umbrellagate caption contest that I posted Sunday.

  16. “Hey! What happened to my sidearm?”

    With apologies to Dazedanconfused a a previous OTB post.

  17. And with the Obama family happily reunited, it was time for Marine Poppins to leave, for there were other politician families who still needed his help.

  18. jd says:

    “A little more to the right.”

  19. anjin-san says:

    Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head
    But that doesn’t mean Issa’s done witch hunting yet
    Nothing seems to stick…
    Those raindrops are fallin’ on my head, they keep fallin’

  20. anjin-san says:

    Buckets of rain
    Buckets of tears
    Got phony scandals
    Coming out of my ears
    Buckets of BS, in my hands
    I’ve had all the fiction
    Honey baby I can stand

    I been meek
    And strong like an oak
    Seen logic and reason
    Disappear like smoke
    Committees arrive, then they disappear
    If you want to govern
    Buddy I’ll be here

    (To the tune of Bob Dylan’s “Buckets of Rain”)

  21. Andy says:

    Adapted from the Rifleman’s creed and with great apologies to Marine’s everywhere:

    This is my umbrella. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

    My umbrella is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

    My umbrella, without me, is useless. Without my umbrella, I am useless. I must open my umbrella true. I must open it straighter than my enemy who is trying to scandalize me. I must scandalize him before he scandalizes me.

    My umbrella is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its shaft and its canopy. I will keep my umbrella clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

    Before God, I swear this creed. My umbrella and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

    So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “This is the day the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad it it”. – A beautiful picture like this can’t help but inspire the most beautiful Outside The Beltway caption ever written, so beautiful that even the angels will sing it’s praises for all eternity, and even God himself will say, “Gee I wish I thought of that…” – Even Gary Busey will sing it’s praises over at TBN.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “It’s starting to rain…Let me close with a quick ethnic housefire joke and then you can all go….”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Blessed be the peace makers……. But, even they know limits, and at some point will want to beat Paul Hooson with shovel to stop his terrible jokes…”.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “This is best joke that Paul Hooson could manage this week, saith the Lord. Let Gary Busey rejoice in it”.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “…And on the seventh day, there was a housefire. And Paul Hooson, saith, “This be good for an ethnic housefire joke”. But the Lord said, “It was not good”. So Paul Hooson rested…”.

  27. John425 says:

    The lord Pretender looks skyward in “Game of Drones.”

  28. “…. and another one for my teleprompter, Corporal.”

  29. “Back in Kenya we never needed those things.”

  30. Micky says:

    Is that Joe pissin off the roof again ?

  31. Robert W. Armijo says:

    Better keep holding this up a little while longer. It looks like more [BLEEP] is falling out of the sky today.

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    And the winning entry is….”My father from Kenya used to tell me about the first time that two ,hippos encountered a rhino. “Look, a unicorn!”.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’ll close with this story….A family that’s half Black and half White has a housefire. But, they had a dilemma. They could decide whether to rescue the TV or the golfclubs…”.

  34. CSK says:

    “If I let go his arm, will he run away? No? You totally sure about that?”

  35. DanaLee says:

    Obama’s thoughts: Lord I hope my leftie buddies don’t see me standing here with a marine, cause they will start the talk again about me supporting the military…

    Marine’s thoughts: Lord please don’t let my marine buddies see me standing by this man when none of us respect or trust him especially after he left my buds to die all alone in Benghazi, why can’t he hold his own darn umbrella!