Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM
Anybody surprised as to which of the three isn’t drinking a cosmopolitan?
Providing alcoholic drinks proved remarkably successful in getting out the vote.
“Ma’am? You’re under arrest for voting while not drinking.”
Apple’s new iGlass app, which refills your drink using only your phone, is expected to be very popular.
Patron: “…..why is Lois Lerner looking at me on this phone????.”
“Life’s Good? – Life’s better for me since quitting the electronic repair business….”..
The Final Round at Alex Trebek’s retirement party was, indeed, a Final Round.
“Did you hear the one about the housefire at the Black family’s home. The first thing rescued was the Sony TV, leaving the LG one for the fire to consume….”.
“Life’s Good? That’s just Korean for Goldstar piece of crap….”.
“Did you hear the one about the housefire at Korean LG executive’s home? Thankfully all of their insured electronics were Sony….”.
“Life’s Good? Well, that’s better than Coby which set my house on fire….”.
“Life’s Good? Well, that sounds better than telling people that this is just crap from Goldstar under a new name just to confuse people….”.
“Life’s Good? I remember when the same company couldn’t even build decent TVs or VCRs that didn’t break down as Goldstar….”.
“Good dog, very good dog…. Bad LG TV, very bad LG TV…”.
“LG goes back to the drawing board perfecting the simple electric door buzzer which reliably operates….”.
” A $10 LG buzzer….A $5 martini….Having an LG housefire, priceless…..”.
The really sad thing is, they are texting each other.
Hey baby, want to play with my “device”?
“I gave them my vote and all I got was this crummy glass of tomato juice!”
“Toldya, LG wasn’t shorthand for LGBT, Ted.”
“Shut up, Ned.”
The lines were long at the ‘Paul Hooson Joke App’ booth…. at least while the free Cosmo’s held out.
You can always tell a Democrat by what drink they bring into the voting booth. That gal on the far right? She must be an independent.
LG’s new sexting app now supports multiple partners–get your freak on while sipping a Cosmopolitan!
Must be here legally… As these people had to have ID to vote.
“Stop me if you heard this one….but two hippos see a rhino for the very first time. One of them exclaims, “Look a unicorn….and a Gary Busey…..and a housefire … and a Paul Hooson joke….”.
“I’ll take dead members of The Doors for $100, Alex….”.
“I’ll take Rip Taylor to block….”.
Attendance records were shattered for the 2013 IRS retirement party.
Convention attendees sign up for free IRS investigation of their beliefs.
The new LG Optimus Floor-Mounted Smart Phone stands 3 feet tall, its base containing three standard car batteries.
“Does anyone else here find the boxes more interesting that the people?”
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