OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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(Photo by Jeff Bottari/Invision for LG/AP Images)

Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Anybody surprised as to which of the three isn’t drinking a cosmopolitan?

  2. John Burgess says:

    Providing alcoholic drinks proved remarkably successful in getting out the vote.

  3. Wyatt Earp says:

    Optimus Wine.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Ma’am? You’re under arrest for voting while not drinking.”

  5. Hal 10000 says:

    Apple’s new iGlass app, which refills your drink using only your phone, is expected to be very popular.

  6. markm says:

    Patron: “…..why is Lois Lerner looking at me on this phone????.”

  7. Paul Hooson says:

    “Life’s Good? – Life’s better for me since quitting the electronic repair business….”..

  8. CSK says:

    The Final Round at Alex Trebek’s retirement party was, indeed, a Final Round.

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    “Did you hear the one about the housefire at the Black family’s home. The first thing rescued was the Sony TV, leaving the LG one for the fire to consume….”.

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    “Life’s Good? That’s just Korean for Goldstar piece of crap….”.

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    “Did you hear the one about the housefire at Korean LG executive’s home? Thankfully all of their insured electronics were Sony….”.

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    “Life’s Good? Well, that’s better than Coby which set my house on fire….”.

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    “Life’s Good? Well, that sounds better than telling people that this is just crap from Goldstar under a new name just to confuse people….”.

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    “Life’s Good? I remember when the same company couldn’t even build decent TVs or VCRs that didn’t break down as Goldstar….”.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    “Good dog, very good dog…. Bad LG TV, very bad LG TV…”.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “LG goes back to the drawing board perfecting the simple electric door buzzer which reliably operates….”.

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    ” A $10 LG buzzer….A $5 martini….Having an LG housefire, priceless…..”.

  18. JKB says:

    The really sad thing is, they are texting each other.

  19. Tony W says:

    Hey baby, want to play with my “device”?

  20. john425 says:

    “I gave them my vote and all I got was this crummy glass of tomato juice!”

  21. rodney dill says:

    “Toldya, LG wasn’t shorthand for LGBT, Ted.”
    “Shut up, Ned.”

  22. rodney dill says:

    The lines were long at the ‘Paul Hooson Joke App’ booth…. at least while the free Cosmo’s held out.

  23. OzarkHillbilly says:

    You can always tell a Democrat by what drink they bring into the voting booth. That gal on the far right? She must be an independent.

  24. Pharoah Narim says:

    LG’s new sexting app now supports multiple partners–get your freak on while sipping a Cosmopolitan!

  25. DanaLee says:

    Must be here legally… As these people had to have ID to vote.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “Stop me if you heard this one….but two hippos see a rhino for the very first time. One of them exclaims, “Look a unicorn….and a Gary Busey…..and a housefire … and a Paul Hooson joke….”.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’ll take dead members of The Doors for $100, Alex….”.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’ll take Rip Taylor to block….”.

  29. Attendance records were shattered for the 2013 IRS retirement party.

  30. john425 says:

    Convention attendees sign up for free IRS investigation of their beliefs.

  31. Pinky says:

    The new LG Optimus Floor-Mounted Smart Phone stands 3 feet tall, its base containing three standard car batteries.

  32. al-Ameda says:

    “Does anyone else here find the boxes more interesting that the people?”