OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(Photo by Jeff Bottari/Invision for LG/AP Images)


First: JKB – The really sad thing is, they are texting each other.

Second: Hal 10000Apple’s new iGlass app, which refills your drink using only your phone, is expected to be very popular.

Third: Wyatt EarpOptimus Wine.


John425 – Convention attendees sign up for free IRS investigation of their beliefs.

markm – Patron: “…..why is Lois Lerner looking at me on this phone????.”

Tony W – Hey baby, want to play with my “device”?

John BurgessProviding alcoholic drinks proved remarkably successful in getting out the vote.

OzarkHillbilly – You can always tell a Democrat by what drink they bring into the voting booth. That gal on the far right? She must be an independent.

Pinky – The new LG Optimus Floor-Mounted Smart Phone stands 3 feet tall, its base containing three standard car batteries.


Brainstorming the next Obama Administration Scandal.

Woman: “Hmmm… a quizilla… ‘Which feminine hygiene product are you?’ Well I could guess for those two.”

Correct protocol includes not spilling your drink when the person next to you screams, “LEEEROY JENKINS!”

OK Bob, Stop speaking what you’re texting… No one here cares that you, “Haz a Happy.”

“Sure beats mom’s basement….”

The Monday Contest already has an app for that.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.