OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. effusing says:

    Don’t mess with Texas!

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Ben Hur it ain’t.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    President Obama didn’t fool any one at the NRA with his Charlton Heston impersonation.

  4. John Burgess says:

    The latest CAFE standards are really going to change the way Americans commute, for once and for all.

  5. Donald Sensing says:

    Jay Carney leads Eric Holder and Steven Miller in the race to find a place to bury their heads in the sand.

  6. john425 says:

    Holder tries to outrace House subpoena.

    Lois Lerner. Is that you?

    Weiner enters Democrat primary race.

  7. stonetools says:

    Arizona’s attempt to create an alternative to the Kentucky Derby gets off to a rocky start.

  8. Pinky says:

    The 2014 Chevy Volt: more power, more features, more comfort.

  9. Hal 10000 says:

    Sequester cuts and other budget pressures have severely scaled back California’s plans for high speed rail.

  10. Moosebreath says:

    Dave wishes he can graduate from NASCAR’s junior circuit.

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    “Damn government regulators…..a poor guy can’t even enjoy the NHRA like the old days!”.

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    “Somehow, I liked the Top Fuel Dragster class a lot better before all of the new government regulations….”.

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    “Look AMC cars are back…but they don’t have even as much of a budget as they once had….”.

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    “Even these go faster with AMSOIL….Isn’t there anything that that stuff can’t do!”.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    “You cheated…you supercharged your ostrich on meth!”.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “Look! It’s really hard for Paul Hooson to make an ethnic housefire joke with a caption picture like this one!”.

  17. Assad threatens Israel with Russian arms.

  18. Just when he was trying to put his sordid past behind him, a damning new Twitpic of Anthony Weiner goes viral.

  19. john425 says:

    Free Ambulance service under Obamacare. (with prior authorization)

  20. Moosebreath says:

    OT, but this should do a good job of continuing the bird theme for Caption Contests.

  21. al-Ameda says:

    on the set of Road Warrior 14

  22. CSK says:

    When Mitt Romney threatened to defund PBS, Big Bird sought–and quickly found–lucrative employment in the private sector.

  23. Rodney Dill says:

    @Moosebreath: Looks like they’re headed to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

  24. As usual either the Republicans or Democrats steal the race, leaving the Independents far behind, eating their dust.

  25. Despite its exotic allure, Ostrich off track betting (OOTB) left much to be desired.

  26. During a vigorous workout, the Foster Farms chicken imposters continued to deny the use of added hormones, steroids or artificial growth enhancers.