OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Last minute preparations for the Jihadi’s, radical Islamists biggest awards show of the year.

  2. markm says:

    In lieu of the many recent foreign policy debacles, our new policy will switch to “walk softly and carry a big maraca”.

  3. markm says:

    Citing a string of quality issues, Hamas will be adjusting their standards to meet ISHMAEL 2001.

  4. Tony W says:

    Paint that up nice and pretty – it’s a sign of respect. After all, we may be gassing our own people, but at least we’re civilized!

  5. Mu says:

    “Here Barack, don’t say we never give you anything nice”

  6. John Burgess says:

    Syrian opposition prepares the “Order of the Golden Mortar” for future presentation to President Bashar Al Assad.

    Syrian opposition sprays K-Y lubricant — smuggled from Lebanon — on presidential suppository.

  7. JKB says:

    New on HGTV – Syria, Weapons Swap

  8. Heh. Americans think bronze painted rounds are inert for drill purposes. They’ll never find our chemical weapons now!

  9. ytkealoha says:

    Putin goldleafs a suppository for oBOMBa

  10. Hal 10000 says:

    NASA puts the final touches on their budget-trimmed moon mission.

  11. john425 says:

    Putin prepares suppository dildo for US foreign policy.

  12. john425 says:

    Photo accompanying gist of Putin’s Op-Ed column: “B.O.H.I.C.A.”
    (ed. note: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again)

  13. rudderpedals says:

    And the clouds would catch the colours everywhere.
    And that’s unique ‘cause I used to look at them a long time when I was little
    And you don’t see that.
    You might still see them in the desert.
    The most beautiful skies as a matter of fact
    Purple and red…

  14. Tillman says:

    Sayid had to angrily talk down Ruhullah from launching his coveted Hugo Award for Best Short Story at the Alawites.

  15. JWH says:

    1) Ibrahim was quite embarrassed when Salim caught him “spray painting his weapon” again.

    2) Two years later, UC Davis’s Casually Pepper Spray Everything Cop found employment in Syria.

    3) “A buh?”
    “No, a bomb.”

    4) When the “found art” movement hit Damascus, it carried dangerous consequences.

  16. He who must not be named says:

    And now for something completely different…

  17. He who must not be named says:

    Dude, the sarin goes on the inside!

  18. He who must not be named says:

    Saul prepares for his “mortar to Damascus” moment.

  19. He who must not be named says:

    Putin on the ritzy gold paint.

  20. He who must not be named says:

    With this double coating of WD-40 our Holy Mortar Round of Damascus will slide right through Israel’s Iron Dome.

  21. He who must not be named says:

    Ah, the RPGG (rocket propelled golden grenade).

  22. He who must not be named says:

    Amir came to regret agreeing to the regime’s proposal for a golden shower of mortars.

  23. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade.”

  24. Rich D. says:

    Grease it up good, Achmed, then get it over to Man Country quickly! It is on Obama’s ‘enema’ list!

  25. Tillman says:

    “Emir, I don’t think you’re using the right spray.”

  26. al-Ameda says:

    A sneak preview of the newly designed ‘Oscar’

  27. He who must not be named says:

    One weird trick to add gold to your portfolio that the UN doesn’t want you to know about!

  28. He who must not be named says:

    A fresh coat of paint for the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.

  29. jd says:

    Confident, confident,
    Dry and secure.
    Raise your arms…
    Raise your arms
    If you’re Sure.

  30. Once again, the opportunity for achieving real lasting peace in the Middle East is painted over by the drive-by-mainstream media.

  31. President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize gets a makeover.