OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Have A Blast Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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The Have A Blast Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: KevinLast minute preparations for the Jihadi’s, radical Islamists biggest awards show of the year.

Second: John BurgessSyrian opposition prepares the “Order of the Golden Mortar” for future presentation to President Bashar Al Assad.

Third: JKB – New on HGTV – Syria, Weapons Swap

HONORABLE MENTION

JWH – When the “found art” movement hit Damascus, it carried dangerous consequences.

Robert W. ArmijoPresident Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize gets a makeover.

Mu – “Here Barack, don’t say we never give you anything nice”

John425 – Photo accompanying gist of Putin’s Op-Ed column: “B.O.H.I.C.A.”

markm – Citing a string of quality issues, Hamas will be adjusting their standards to meet ISHMAEL 2001.

al-Ameda – A sneak preview of the newly designed ‘Oscar’

He who must not be named – Amir came to regret agreeing to the regime’s proposal for a golden shower of mortars.

Hal 10000NASA puts the final touches on their budget-trimmed moon mission.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Introducing the new Allah-ple iBomb now in 5 exciting colors

If I paint them as gold batons and dress myself as a cheerleader TSA never figures it out.

It’s a major award…..

In related news the world’s oldest suicide bomber, Sheik Kin Shwarma, died today in Kabul of what are believed to be natural causes.

“Don’t forget to add the happy face, Abdul.”

New Reality TV: Palestinian Pickers.

The Monday Contest is already shooting from the hip.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    Robert W. Armijo, you wuz robbed.

    Rodney, I’d like to appeal the judge’s decision on this one…

  2. rodney dill says:

    Sorry Jenos, denigrating Obama is not the sole purpose (or even a purpose) of the caption contest. It’s just by happy coincidence that its sometimes aligned with the purpose of the contest.

  3. JWH says:

    Grrr … I gotta break into the top again … somehow …

  4. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    @rodney dill: Admit it, Rodney: you used to be an East German Olympic judge, weren’t you?

  5. Tony W says:

    Kevin earned this one – well done man

  6. rodney dill says: