OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


National Review Online

Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. David in KC says:

    The NRA introduces its alternate to Elf on the Shelf, Monkey with a Gun.

  2. Tony W says:

    After much argument and debate, the Texas School Board finally agrees on how the likeness of Daniel Boone should be represented in textbooks nationwide.

  3. C. Clavin says:

    Sock puppet JKB and his NRA approved penile prosthesis.

  4. John Burgess says:

    “As soon as I get up, I’m walking to the cockpit and taking over this airplane!”

  5. john personna says:

    Planet Of The Apes was less frightening in stop motion photography.

  6. al-Ameda says:

    Donald Trump is STILL trying to get even with President Obama.

  7. Pinky says:

    Curious George 2: Retribution

  8. Mu says:

    Having lost one eye to running with a pencil, monkey was ready to give the “don’t play with guns” rule more consideration. Next year.

  9. Pinky says:

    “Quentin Tarantino Presents: Toy Story” is rated R for language, intense violence, and sexuality.

  10. Pinky says:

    This ain’t about bein’ cute any more. If cute was enough, Snuggles wouldn’t be dead. From here on, nobody crosses One-Eyed Chimp Fabric Softener.

  11. Tillman says:

    Defying Chekhov, the monkey at no point ever bothered to shoot his sidekick Flounderin’ Phil.

  12. He who must not be named says:


  13. He who must not be named says:

    Before dispatching them Charlie laughed and said, “Never bring feces to a gun fight.”

  14. He who must not be named says:

    “Fill your hands you son-of-a-chimp!”

  15. He who must not be named says:

    God made man and monkey. Samuel Colt made them equal.

  16. He who must not be named says:

    I know what you’re thinking, chimp. You’re thinking “did he fling six feces or only five?” Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a 3 cm toy replica of the most powerful handgun in the world that could blow you head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, chimp?

  17. rodney dill says:

    …and Jane Goodall was never heard from again…

  18. He who must not be named says:

    Mr. Giggles steeled himself for another pre-nap tea party.

  19. He who must not be named says:

    When a stuffed toy monkey with a rifle meets a stuffed toy monkey with a pistol, the stuffed toy monkey with the pistol will be a dead stuffed toy monkey.

  20. Tillman says:

    Somewhere, Lee Van Cleef sheds a tear.

  21. John425 says:

    “Where’s Cliff Clavin? He said he likes to spank the monkey.”

  22. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “That’s mighty bold talk for a one eyed stuffed monkey!”

  23. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin.”

  24. OzarkHillbilly says:
  25. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @He who must not be named: I see you and I are mining the same movies. 🙂

  26. He who must not be named says:

    Great minds think alike. ::)

  27. jd says:

    I must be doing something wrong. This ‘dutch oven’ just isn’t working.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, hey I’m a monkee…People say I monkee around…”

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hear that reboot of THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY isn’t very good…”

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh, things were fine with the monkey until he started throwing feces at the camera…”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “I wonder what former Iranian President Ahmadinejad is up to now?”

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee, don’t you just hate gay porn where a sock money dresses like a cowboy…”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “Then that Jane Goodall sex tape took a terrible turn…”

  34. Paul Hooson says:


  35. Paul Hooson says:


  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Chimp Eastwood?

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “This sock monkey cowboy star was just fine until he brought that chair to that political convention for a speech, then things turned weird…”

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “Don’t you just hate sock monkey cowboy country western music?”

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Sock It To Me!

  40. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson:


    The Good, the Bad, The Stinky.

  41. Mark Ryan says:

    The legendary Mr. Bill’s gay son.

  42. RockThisTown says:

    The only one who gets to keep his doctor & insurance plan under Obamacare.

  43. RockThisTown says:

    If Joe Biden had a son . . . he’d have a shotgun instead of a six-gun.

  44. RockThisTown says:

    “Thanks to TSA . . . I am retired, relieved & rejoicing.”

  45. RockThisTown says:

    “Bartender, I’ll have a brass monkey, & a round of fuzzy navels for all my friends!”

  46. RockThisTown says:

    “Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty TSA agent!”

  47. Mark Ryan says:

    Whitney Houston’s western-themed action figure hit the shelves today…………………………What? Too soon?

  48. He who must not be named says:

    After losing an eye to Dennis Rodman, Klaus would no longer passively tolerate Dieter’s offers allowing his guests to touch his monkey.

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    @rodney dill: Yes indeed. You either start with a clean sock or else you’re looking at something less than kosher here….

  50. G Griley says:

    You thieves won’t rustle this blanket as long as I draw breath!