OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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  1. Tony W says:

    Pope Santapocalypse

  2. Vatican officials are expressing concern with the changes Pope Francis has said he intends to make to this year’s Christmas Eve Midnight Mass.

  3. Mu says:

    St Nicklaus decided to stay with the old dress code, as the new one, while warmer, didn’t give that loving feeling he was trying to convey.

  4. Barfour says:

    A group of aliens made a wrong turn during their Christmas vacation trip and landed on earth at the Vatican.

  5. rodney dill says:

    @Doug Mataconis: I notice that even with all the A&E Duck Dynasty controversy Pope Francis has no problem hanging out with the Robertsons.

  6. gVOR08 says:

    That’s the problem with this site. Just yak, yak, yak.

  7. al-Ameda says:

    “Rudolph, is that you?”

  8. David in KC says:

    Sir Ian, very funny, go back and put on the grey robes please.

  9. RockThisTown says:

    A white Santa? Racist!

  10. RockThisTown says:

    If you lie down with winter devil dogs, you’ll wake up with freeze.

  11. RockThisTown says:

    Last night I had this dream . . . I was on an Alaskan elk hunt with Sarah Palin & she told me about the Obamacare death panels.

  12. RockThisTown says:

    Why do Anthony Weiner & his staff keep showing up in the news?

  13. RockThisTown says:

    ‘Slashing thru the snow . . . . ‘

  14. RockThisTown says:

    SpongeClaus HairPrance.

  15. John425 says:

    Jesus is coming and boy, is he pissed!

    Hmmmm….it appears that Pope/Santa is STILL white.

  16. He who must not be named says:

    Tonight on Fox: A Very Mordor Christmas

  17. He who must not be named says:

    The Pope finds his postmodern flock is somewhat different than he remembered.

  18. He who must not be named says:

    A peek into the future with Al Gore as the Climate Control High Priest. In Miami.

  19. Kenny says:

    Simplyyy … havinggggg … a wonderful Christmas time.

  20. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    The War On Christmas, Part II: Christmas Fights Back.

    In 3-D and Imax!

  21. Hal_10000 says:

    Preview pictures from the third Hobbit movie indicate that it will depart even more radically from the book than the first two.

  22. jd says:

    Conquest, War, and Famine were present. Death, however, had a previous engagement.

  23. Tillman says:

    Saint Nicholas, venerated for preaching to the winter demons. Later legend would convert his “taming” of these beasts into hordes of flying reindeer, ’cause why not?

  24. Tillman says:

    Following on the success of its ostrich leitmotif, Arrested Development’s fifth season took a bizarre turn…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    The Four Horsemen Of Paul’s Appalling Comments?

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    ….And another seal was broken. It contained men in the snow in rented costumes with cold snowy feet….

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m not so sure if I’m on board with all these changes in the church with this new Pope…”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Suddenly H.R. Pufnstuf turned dark….

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “What’s the difference between a clergy member and four horny devils?”

    “No difference…”

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “What’s more scary to an altar boy, four horny devils or a single clergy member?”

    “Probably not the four horny devils…”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “I was having a terrible nightmare about this clergy member….But, then things lightened up considerably when four horny devils came along instead. Thank goodness!”

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “I just don’t get DUCK DYNASTY?”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “Remember that episode of GILLIGAN’S ISLAND where four horny monsters terrorized the island and Gilligan was abused by a clergyman?…. That was a weird one!”

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Run for your lives! A clergyman! ….Oh, and there’s four monsters too!”

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh, sure it all seems like fun and games to play around in the snow in rented monster costumes until the feet get cold, get frostbite, turn black, and you have to pull the toes off with a pair of pliers, you become an amputee, you go disability, you lose your job, your wife leaves you, you lose your home, you become homeless, your feet get cold again….”

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Let’s see, that’s one, two, three, four, five and then me. That’s six guys who haven’t cut their hair since 1983!”

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hello, WEEKLY WORD NEWS….Have I got a scoop for you!”

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hello, WEEKLY WORLD NEWS….Have I got a scoop for you!”

  39. Pinky says:

    You better watch out…

  40. Pinky says:

    Gwarry Christmas and Happy New Year!

  41. Pinky says:

    Five hours ago, someone put LSD on the cookies they left out for Santa.

  42. He who must not be named says:

    Strange, I don’t remember the Papal Swiss Guard being quite so hairy, or having horns, for that matter.

  43. Paul Hooson says:


  44. John425 says:

    Heavenly Emissary: “If you thought Revelations was scary, wait ‘tll you see what happens next!”