OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced (possibly) after Tuesday PM. Life has been getting in the way, I’ll try to return the contest to a more normal schedule next week.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. James Pearce says:

    Two things New Yorkers are tired of: The Lion King and the Naked Cowboy.

  2. Mu says:

    Hello ATLANTA!

  3. Hal_10000 says:

    Naked Cowboy practices for his upcoming duet with Miley Cyrus.

  4. Moosebreath says:

    Taking Gene Kelly one better — I’m singing in the snow!!

  5. jd says:

    “…then she gets in the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, ‘Now go to town cowboy.. and here I am.”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Ted Nugent shows Atlanta how it’s done.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    In New York city, Ted Nugent is just another freak show everybody ignores.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Hey TED! If you want attention in NYC, leave the guitar at home and bring your AR-15!”

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Idiot. It’s “The Lion King”, not “Brokeback Mountain.”

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Move over Bruce, Chris Christie has a new man-crush.

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Somebody’s been watching too much “Midnight Cowboy”.

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Promoting the sequel to “Midnight Cowboy”, “Looking for Mr Ratso”.

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The pay is lousy but what you get for tips makes up for it.

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee, that Ted Nugent has sure hit hard times…”

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    All I can say is, “Pal, you’ll never work my strip club!”

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “All sure, it’s all fun and games until somebody’s prostate gets frostbite!”

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    “Why can’t you be more like Kirk Reeves? Why can’t you be more like Kirk Reeves? -BTW, Kirk Reeves was a street performer in my home town that committed suicide….”

  18. John Burgess says:

    “If you’re not suffering for your art, it’s not art.” — attributed alternatively to both Naked Cowboy and Greg Packer.

  19. KM says:

    All winter long, y’all! Tip your snowplow driver!

  20. Pinky says:

    In the news today, the arrest of a lone Moscow protester known as “Penis Riot”…

  21. Pinky says:

    The bad news: if it pops out, we get six more weeks of winter. The good news: at this temperature, it ain’t popping out.

  22. MaggieMama says:

    The people of New York and New Jersey are proudly celebrating the first outdoor, cold weather Super Bowl which will be held this Sunday at MetLife Stadium. With evening temperatures down in the teens, there will be a plethera of not only footballs but also blue balls all over the metropolitan area.

  23. Pinky says:

    “Billy, don’t forget to wear your boots, or you’ll catch a cold.”
    “Yes, Mom.”

  24. Franklin says:

    “Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be naked cowboys. No – I’m serious, look at me embarrassing myself here.”

  25. Scott O says:

    Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays the Naked Cowboy from his mission.

  26. Pinky says:

    If you oppose naked cowboys, then Governor Cuomo doesn’t want you in his state.

  27. RockThisTown says:

    Hmm, I didn’t know Anthony Weiner played the guitar.

  28. RockThisTown says:

    They say that I won’t last too long on Broadway
    I’ll catch a Greyhound bus for home they all say
    But they’re dead wrong I know they are
    ‘Cause I can play this here guitar

  29. RockThisTown says:

    Busking in the spotlight.

  30. Scott says:

    Whitey Tighties not so tighty now.

  31. John425 says:

    Cowboy sings:” Tell me ’bout yer global warming darlin’ I’m feeling kinda chilly!”

  32. Pinky says:

    Only the Naked Cowboy can bring red and blue America together.

  33. He who must not be named says:

    Jon Voight looks pretty good for 75.

  34. He who must not be named says:

    Standing athwart 42nd Street yelling, “Stop!”

  35. He who must not be named says:

    Momma’s, don’t let your babies grow up to be naked cowboys. Don’t let ’em pick guitars and drive them old trucks, let ’em be doctors and lawyers and such.

  36. He who must not be named says:

    Playing a medley of George Strait’s greatest hits:Chill of an Early Fall; Holding My Own; Give It Away; (Un)Wrapped; and Drinking Man.

  37. He who must not be named says:

    Like a wine-stoned cowboy, getting looks and glances from people I don’t even know, and offers coming over the phone…

  38. He who must not be named says:

    Thank heavens Bob Wills isn’t around to see this.

  39. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Pinky: Love it!

  40. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @He who must not be named: I wish I had thought of this.

  41. Jeff Fuller says:

    Proof that Southerners are overly dramatic about the weather.

  42. CSK says:

    The last remaining member of The Village People was reduced to some desperation gigs to pay the rent.

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    “It’s okay if you’re a little late Rodney. —I’ll just sit around and watch my strippers at my club while I wait…”

  44. drmrs says:

    The Naked Cowboy sings a sad song, because he was rejected for Obama Care! drmrs 2/1/2014

  45. Carrie Underwood refused to sing “Are you ready for some football?” due to the foul weather possibilities for Super Bowl XLVIII.

  46. Mark Ryan says:

    “I’m a cowboy,
    on a steel horse I ride’
    I’m wanted, D-D-D-Dead or alive!”

  47. Mark Ryan says:

    Mom always said wear clean underwear bcuz you never know. I shoulda listened