OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Is this the bus stop for the nuclear disaster?

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The tourism industry in Japan just ain’t what it used to be.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What every well prepared tourist should carry in their luggage along with the carry-on parachute.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    That Chinese pollution is worse than we thought.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    In an effort to keep slime from sticking to them, the Christie Administration has taken to wearing hazmat suits at work.

  6. Mu says:

    And this is why we all moved to the moon in 2020

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Christie Cone Placement Team, reporting for duty sir.

  8. John Burgess says:

    Chinese Hazmat team prepare to clean up after the Broncos. No American workers could be found willing to take on the task.

  9. al-Ameda says:

    The Republican Party’s diversity outreach effort continues

  10. Pinky says:

    If you’ve ever been on a city bus, you understand.

  11. Pinky says:

    “Oh, and you just knew Asuna was going to show up in designer black boots.”

  12. al-Ameda says:

    The KKK models a new 21st century unform

  13. John425 says:

    Cleaning up after the Obama Administration crew.

  14. Pinky says:

    Nuclear emergency or no nuclear emergency, the sign says “don’t walk”.

  15. jd says:

    Greetings, humans. We come in search of dyes.

  16. RockThisTown says:

    Gilligan’s Three Mile Island.

  17. RockThisTown says:

    Obamacare mandated uniforms for everyone who leaves their home.

  18. RockThisTown says:

    All dressed up and nowhere to glow.

  19. RockThisTown says:

    This is one group that takes the “May increase sensitivity to sunlight’ medication warning seriously!

  20. RockThisTown says:

    Devo prepares for its upcoming comeback tour.

  21. RockThisTown says:

    Hillary’s advance 2016 team stands by in case any more blue dresses show up.

  22. Hal_10000 says:

    Republican operatives don hazmat suits to deal with another representative’s comment on women’s issues.

  23. He who must not be named says:

    Are we not men?

  24. He who must not be named says:

    I said white boots dammit! You always have to be different, don’t you?

  25. He who must not be named says:

    Paul is dead.

  26. He who must not be named says:

    White hazmat privilege.

  27. He who must not be named says:

    Jabbawoceez take Manhattan.

  28. He who must not be named says:

    Without my glasses they look vaguely like a cow, but I don’t think they are saying, “Eat more chik’n.”

  29. He who must not be named says:

    I don’t think we’re in Kansas any more.

  30. He who must not be named says:

    It’s a metaphor.

  31. He who must not be named says:

    Everybody wants to be Walter White.

  32. Franklin says:

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from a roving band of chicken-killing “health officers”.

  33. Franklin says:

    Eschewing the standard-issue protective white footwear, Leann wears a pair of special chicken-resistant Louis Vuitton boots.

  34. Franklin says:

    @Pinky: Crap you beat me to it.

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Man #28: “Are we not men?”

    Woman #53: “No, We Are Devo!”

  36. Paul Hooson says:


  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “Not a very good James Bond movie. The Villain just eats a lot of beans, and his Korean staffers just wear chemical suits to protect them from the smell. Worse than usual!”

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “Wow! That homeless James Bond movie from YouTube sure went high budget! This one has a bunch of Koreans hanging around outside the freeway to protect the villains shopping karts with bottle returns!”

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, in George Jetson’s time, the KKK will still be around…..

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    To save money in a Sci Fi film….Spacemen land on a planet exactly like Earth…

  41. Mark Ryan says:

    “One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?”

  42. Mark Ryan says:

    Oompa Loompa’s first day of school.

  43. Franklin says:

    Finally, the story behind Michelle Obama’s “Whitey” tape comes out!

  44. al-Ameda says:

    @He who must not be named:

    I said white boots dammit! You always have to be different, don’t you?


  45. Paul Hooson says:

    The most beautiful caption about Koreans in chemical suits ever written, where even the angels will sing it’s praises for all eternity, and celebrate it in worship and song, and even the Lord himself will say, “Wow! Why didn’t I think of that?”

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    “I want to have a word with you, Wong. During last week’s deep sea diving practice I asked you to hold the squid’s tentacle. That was TENTACLE, Wong. TENTACLE…!”

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hello, I’m from the state bureau of labor. I have a question for you Korean henchman employed by Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Has your employer been taking state and federal withholding taxes from your paycheck, as well as providing you health care in accordance with the new Obamacare rules, in addition to….”

    In the latest James Bond adventure, state regulators shut down the villain before Bond even gets to him….

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    Where will you be when your diarrhea strikes…

  49. drmrs says:

    POSTED: Do not eat the food! Do not drink the water! Do not breathe the air! Do not use the contaminated bathrooms! Lastly, no sex allowed! Option: Suicide!!!!!!!!!! drmrs 2/5/2014

  50. John425 says:

    Obamacare Implementation Team gets ready to do it to you.

  51. He who must not be named says:

    One flu over the cuckoo’s nest?

  52. He who must not be named says:

    The start of the hazmat flashmob craze.

  53. He who must not be named says:

    Fair is fowl, and fowl is fair, hover through the fog and filthy air.

  54. He who must not be named says:

    Damn, I knew art history was a bad choice for a major.

  55. He who must not be named says:

    Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day.

  56. He who must not be named says:

    Let me guess, another Maserati commercial?

  57. Backstage at the Grammy Awards, the judges gather to cast their secret ballot for record and album of the year – And Winner is…Daft Punk!!!

  58. Paul Hooson says:

    This joke makes no sense….but, I wonder how Tonya Harding’s gonna do at the Olympics. Thank you…

  59. Paul Hooson says:

    The guy in the second row has a surprising nickname……Phlegmy…

  60. Paul Hooson says:

    Hopefully things turn out better this week for this group. Last week a member of the group drank too much beer, lost bladder control, and drowned….

  61. Paul Hooson says:

    Gee, SNL has sure jumped the shark with that new cast….

  62. Paul Hooson says:

    That corporate slogan of BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMICALS kind of failed it seems….

  63. Paul Hooson says:

    Maybe those nuclear reactor powered cars weren’t such a good way to cut oil dependence after all…