OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Kevin Whalen says:

    “This new rug sucks, tacky, tacky, tacky. I liked the office better when it had its 2004 border, and occupant.”

  2. Geo says:

    That bratwurst was delicious, now if I just raise my left cheek just a smidgeon, we’ll see if Barack enjoys it as much.

  3. Mr. Prosser says:

    President Obama and the Israeli PM are informed that Glenn Beck is going to Israel.

  4. Wayne says:

    Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu can’t even look at Obama’s lying face after Obama’s claimed that people misunderstood his words.

  5. Are we there yet?

  6. You don’t send me flowers any more.

  7. Perhaps Roger Goodell and DeMaurice Smith could offer their mediation services.

  8. The old Judean Peoples Front and the Peoples Front of Judea controversy was brought up once again.

  9. Obama’s first up close and personal encounter with a bitter clinger did not go well.

  10. Netanyahu: Where do you get the authority and chutzpah to do this?
    Obama: We won.
    Netanyahu: So did we.

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    How dare he think I threw Israel under the bus!

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    Bibi whispering under his breath, “You wouldn’t say this $hit if Rahm still worked in the White House.”

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    Talk about cold shoulders! ! !

  14. John Burgess says:

    “F*ck you.”
    “Yeah, f*ck you, too.”

  15. Neil Hudelson says:

    I’m sorry, I…I shouldn’t have eaten so much broccoli.

  16. Have a nice G.A. says:

    Flash kegger time?

  17. Drew says:

    C’mon, now, you know I was gentle.

    (That’s probably a sure fire ‘bottom of barrel.’)

  18. Drew says:

    Bibi: “You think I’m stupid? That beer was horse pee compared to that cop and professor.”

  19. Drew says:

    OK, Bibi, yes, its true. Her name was Sabeen, leggy, great face, big…….well, look, what do you want from me anyway?

  20. FormerHostage says:

    Well…this is another fine mess you’ve gotten me into Bibi!

  21. FormerHostage says:

    ♪ You’ve lost….that lovin’ feelin’….oh oh…that lovin’ feeeeelin…♪

  22. FormerHostage says:

    Bibi: I was under the impression that there’d be donuts here….

  23. FormerHostage says:

    Awkward moment after Bibi asks Obama why Israel’s border is more important to the President than the US southern border.

  24. FormerHostage says:

    Bibi: How come I don’t rate a bow?

  25. John425 says:

    Netanyahu thought bubble: He looks like he swallowed a persimmon. Trading Ramallah for Chicago didn’t go over too well, LOL! What a putz!

  26. You’re eyes have a mist from the smoke of a distant fire.

  27. Your eyes have a mist from the smoke of a distant fire.

    (Sorry, not a contraction as in the last comment.)

  28. Netanyahu looks to the right, Obama looks to the left, what’s the big deal?

  29. “Hey Daley, I didn’t get a harumph from this guy.”

  30. MstrB says:

    Obama: Just because we shared an intimate moment in the hot tub, I’m not going to let it-
    Netanyahu: We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!

    (Thank you South Park)

  31. Now Rahm Emanuel’s departure from the White House finally makes some sense.

  32. “Hey, could someone light up the fireplace? It’s chilly in here.”

  33. “So…um, have you seen my long form birth certificate yet?”

  34. “No, it’s not your imagination. There’s definitely more room now with Dick Cheney’s desk gone.”

  35. “No, listen. I’d love to write you a blank check like always…Only, um, we’re not so sure it will clear this time.”

  36. “Can anyone say: ‘Awkward’???”

  37. “Please, let me show you the way out.”

    “No thanks. I’ll show myself out.”

  38. rodney dill says:

    Netanyahu: “How ’bout we just stick to the May 24, 2008 borders?”