Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, March 24, 2014
Winners will be announced next weekend.
The G7 meets to discuss sanctions on Russia.
Iranian Army high command
While no match for the Russian Army on the field of battle, the Ukranian Civil Defence Forces beat them like a drum on the half-time football field.
Clown cars just ain’t what they used to be.
The new method of getting the 4th of July parade through some of the tougher neighborhoods safely was not met with universal acclaim.
Running out of material to recycle, Universal begins filming “The Keystone Cops” coming to theaters next summer.
“Seventy-six trombones led the Purim parade …. “
The European Union mobilizes against Russia.
“We’re bandleaders in search of bands! Our quest is a timeless one, but mostly 3/4 with some syncopation.”
Men who clearly need a haircut and shave taunt local barbers with their own poles.
Obama finally approves the Keystone pipeline, er . . Kops.
NSA takes its cell phone & internet monitoring show on the road.
“This one time, in the band van…”
the Magical Mystery Tour comes to Jerusalem
‘It was 20 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band the way . . .”
The House Republican caucus arrives for their spring political retreat.
Obama shows U.S. military strength to Putin by rattling candy canes.
Battle of Hogwarts reenactors
The Fez-nificent Seven.
Left to right (in the picture, only in the picture): Ted Cruz, Chris Christie, Marco Rubio, Bobby Jindal, Paul Ryan, Scott Walker, Mike Huckabee, and Rand Paul. And out of sight in the driver’s seat is Jeb Bush.
Does that sign taped over the window read TEA PARTY EXPRESS?
Everyone’s a band leader, but no one brought instruments.
Lily-white Democrats still looking for the Mummers parade.
The Joe Biden advisory team.
MSNBC news team on the hunt for missing Malaysian airplane.
If we can just get government out of the way we will be billionaires soon…
All aboard the former altar boys abused by priests bus!
There’s always more room on the Paul Hooson bad joke writer short bus!
Somehow, I doubt that Ukrainian army has little chance to match the Russian Army might….
Harry Potter’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Lollipop Guild was viciously attacked by their arch-enemies, the Candy Cane Guild.
“BTW, what do you think about that Oscar Pistorius trial?”
“I don’t think he has a leg to stand on!”
The Ukrainian Magical Misery Tour?
The worst civil war re-enactment ever!
The Ukrainian Beatles?
A 1% motorcycle club is no longer taken seriously after a drastic change in their club colors….
A group of Shriners leave a resort in haste after hanging up a banner that reads, “Wecome al Kader!” and people got the wrong ideal!
A 1% motorcycle club leaves a town in disgrace after realizing the name, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, was already taken, and that no one feared guys in band uniforms….
The very worst premise for a Gay porn movie ever!
Paul Hooson: “Oh no, it’s those plumbers again. It takes a whole van load at time and a half just to supervise one changing a leaky faucet washer. Another $900 well spent!”
Those Swiss Guard are a crack military unit not to be screwed around with!
In second thought, I mean to say that those Swiss Guard must be on crack….
The Ukrainian Marines…..We’re looking for a few good men….But, if we can’t find them, we’ll take you anyway…
We’ve got trouble right here in River City, and that starts with T and that rhymes with P and that stands for PPACA!
Doc, Dopey, Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy and Bashful arrive in their snow white van.
Axe body spray can only do so much.
We’re on a mission from Yahweh.
We’re getting the band back together.
It’s the prophecy!
Not only are they the only extant Barbershop Septuplet performing today, but they keep excellent time.
Has Kinky Friedman hit the road again?
The invading army tries to “stick it to the enemy,” but beats a hasty retreat when they realize carnival season is over. drmrs 3/25/2014
It looks like “coming out of the van” is the new go-to metaphor.
Obamacare Navigators: We take our job incredibly seriously.
Madonna’s Adopt a Malawi Child World Tour arrives in Jerusalem.
Do not taunt happy fun van.
Hit me, hit me, hit me with your Purim stick.
Hit me slowly, hit me quick, hit me, hit me, hit me.
The new phone books are here!
I don’t think guys handing candy out of vans is such a good idea.
Paul McCartney’s well intentioned effort to support the Ukraine goes awry with the old Beatles’ style Sgt. Pepper uniforms as well as the misguided single, “Give The Ukraine Back To The Irish”.
“If you like your Purim stick, you can keep your Purim stick…”
“For some odd reason, I just don’t think that Malaysia is taking the search for that missing airliner very seriously…..”
The Malaysian airlines flight simulator…
Critics are claiming that NOAH film takes a lot of Hollywood liberties with the Bible account….
To save money, that Ukrainian action movie director has a car chase scene all take place in the same vehicle…
“Hey, this isn’t BET?”
“Jesus, that latest Mitch McConnell ad isn’t very good! I think he’s in trouble!”
“If this is a new Kennedy family scandal, I can’t figure it out?”
THE WALKING DEAD really jumps the shark with a silly scene with some wedding band escaping zombie Jackie Gleason, who’s known for a heck of an appetite….
A truly creative way for one group to make The Southern Poverty Law Center’s watchlist of suspicious groups…
” I hear that Carnival Cruise has sure cut back recently….”
The worst premise for a new TV show since AMERICA’S FUNNIEST SERVICEDOGS or THAT’S MY SATAN!
The famous George Takei “Phasers Locked and Loaded Marching Swish Band” heads off to another Rainbow Flag Parade.
…and on the floor of the Senate Harry Reid produced damning evidence of Koch brothers funded Republicans blatantly taunting the Unicorn anti-cruelty society…………..
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