Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, October 6, 2014
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend in two weeks. I’ll be traveling over next weekend.
The law of gravity has been repealed by presidential order.
PBS presents “Gay Pride in the Age of Black & White.”
The Black-and-Blue Man Group performs one of its signature skits — The Great Mountain Leap.
It’s fun to stay at the Baghdad …. Y-M-C-A!!!!
“Raise your hand if you’re SURE!”
“Homeland” is back!
Scientists don’t think that the latest effort to combat global warming by nudging the Earth’s orbit will actually accomplish anything.
Celebrations begin after the SCOTUS denies cert in gay marriage decisions.
The Republican Committee on Women’s Issues takes an exercise break.
“We didn’t build this . . . yaaay!!”
Red Dawn is here!
“Speaking of Lemmings …”
In a recently discovered, rare, color photograph, Theodore Roosevelt’s “Rough Riders” are caught on film immediately after taking Kettle Hill.
The new Iowa caucus format appears rather formidable.
Confederate holdovers knock down and jump on Lincoln’s profile from Mount Rushmore.
The sum total of all Democrats who are looking forward to next month’s elections.
Staff party for all those speechwriters who write Biden’s gaffes.
Y.M.C.A. letters formed in Pashtu.
Tonight’s showing of 300 has been edited for violence.
“Wabba Laba Dub-dubs, dawgs!” Obviously, the latest “Ricks” to join The Trans-Dimensional Council of Ricks — You, Terror-Rick!
The tragic sudden collapse of the Mexico City soccer stadium nevertheless produced one of the most impressive “la ola” wave displays of all time.
Guys all over the world jump for joy after they find out that the new female villainess in the next James Bond adventure will be named Snatch O’Plenty….
Merchants all over celebrate when a notorious shoplifter was finally put in jail. Last time he was in court he took the stand…
Roger Corman’s version of 300 seems rather small to me….
ASYLUM found success with the flying shark adventure, SHARKNADO….So, naturally here comes some flying zombie adventure…
Patrons run from a Hip Hop music show when it’s announced that the featured performer mystery guests are Low T, Hep C and Ebola…
Army training, sir! Boom shaka-laka-laka boom shaka-laka-laka boom shaka-laka-laka boom!
It’s fun to stay at the Y…
Dads of many young daughters hoping mad at actor Stephen Collins….
Priests angry that actor Stephen Collins merely played a priest on TV to molest young girls, while they had to spend many years in theology school and be ordained to do the same thing….
Angry neighbors of actor Stephen Collins….
The Danish cliff-jumping team is working its way up to jumping *off* the cliffs.
This just in……The “Wave” which started years ago at the stadium has just reached Bagdad.
Breaking News…………..The new “Little People” abdominal message technique has now been revealed.
They heard someone say, “Put yo hands in the ay-ah and wavum like you just don’t cay-ah!!!”
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OTB Caption Contest Winners
Mahdi Army Transforming into Salvation Army?
Millions Of Egyptians Protest Morsi Regime As Military Sets Deadline For Action
Spring Forward? Fall Back? Let’s Just Pick A Time And Stay There
Hosni Mubarak Convicted Of Embezzlement In Egypt