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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Matt says:

    This is not the donut you are looking for.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:


  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Bet you can’t eat just one.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Falling off the wagon is great exercise. You burn lots of calories running after it to climb back on.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    It may look like a regular donut, but it’s made of tofu flour with carrots, celery, broccoli, and prune juice icing.

  6. Mu says:

    I know the recipe calls for foie gras, but this is what we got.

  7. John Burgess says:

    A turnip a day keeps the Ebola away.

  8. Moosebreath says:

    Snow White, will you take this poisoned delicious donut? I just gave it a special kiss.

  9. Tony W says:

    The First Lady’s lipstick matched the coloring on the turnip. Coincidence? We know better.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @John Burgess: Dam… it is a turnip. I blame my own forced abstinence from donuts. (makes my blood sugar go crazy)

  11. OldSouth says:

    (camera close-up on Dr. Michelle’s face)

    ‘Vee have VAYS of making sure you learn to LOVE eating your root vegetables!

    Sigfried! Please provide our friend here with a sample of vat happens to people who eat French Fries and Burgherz!’

    (ominous music rises,,,floor opens to reveal shark tank…clean-cut intern tossed screaming into shark tank…ominous music subsides…floor closes)

    ‘Any questions?’

  12. Moosebreath says:

    @John Burgess:

    That’s a turnip?!? Sorry I hadn’t noticed it before. I would have made the Snow White joke better.

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    Just put your lips together and blow….BTW, this administration sure knows a lot about blowing…

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    A picture is worth a thousand words….Even a Jew comic like me can’t write a funnier caption…

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Blown job?

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Rachel Ray you ain’t…

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Congrats….After six years, this administration has found a use for turnips. That should be worth a spot on Mt. Rushmore….

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    The First Lady entertains the uninvited guests at the White House….

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Yet another reason that Lincoln is the only great president representing Illinois….

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    That 1970’s cola nut ad was much better….

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Day-O….. Now, I want to go home…..

  22. moonbatcure says:

    Malia and Sasha hate this food. Henceforth it will now be mandatory on school lunches.

  23. al-Ameda says:

    “Left over from the Ferguson Police Department Fundraiser”

  24. Jeremy says:

    Oh you did not eat that nutrionally unbalanced meal!

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “Just put your lips together and this administration blows…”

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “This ad brought to you by the Republican Party…”

  27. John425 says:

    Undt zo…ve haff hier eine kleine donut-strudel. Undt who iss der owner? Shpeak up! Ve haff ways to make you cooperate!

  28. John425 says:

    You give me this and you want me to give you a what?

  29. Can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.

  30. jd says:

    It’s the alum sprinkles that give it that extra tart zest.

  31. Jc says:

    The first lady’s “A Turnip for turnout” campaign to get voters to the polls has the GOP feeling healthy in November

  32. Guarneri says:

    I hold it like this when I want to throw the hard cutter inside…..

  33. Guarneri says:

    They’re going to use one of the stale ones for the ceremonial pitch…

  34. Guarneri says:

    I threw this one really high and tight and, well, as you can see……let’s just say he ain’t crowding the plate no more……

  35. CSK says:

    Some of us felt that the First Lady carried her Healthy Eating Initiative a bit too far when she set up a kissing booth at the North American Turnip Festival.

  36. RockThisTown says:

    “From now on, by executive spouse order, only “O”-shaped foods will be legal.”

  37. RockThisTown says:

    Purple: the color of royalty.

  38. RockThisTown says:

    Orange is the new black. Turnips are the new apples.

  39. charles austin says:

    That’s not quite how I remember The Color Purple.

  40. charles austin says:

    Somewhere, Baldrick is jealous.

  41. charles austin says:

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

  42. charles austin says:

    I do what with it?

  43. charles austin says:

    It is not enough to obey, you must love Big Turnip.

  44. charles austin says:

    I can see by what you carry that you come from Barrytown.

  45. charles austin says:

    Anyway, like I was saying, turnip is the fruit of the dirt. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. There’s turnip-kabobs, turnip creole, turnip gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple turnip, lemon turnip, coconut turnip, pepper turnip, turnip soup, turnip stew, turnip salad, turnip and potatoes, turnip burger, turnip sandwich. That… that’s about it.

  46. charles austin says:

    This is my turnip. There are many like it but this one is mine.

  47. charles austin says:

    Got root?

  48. charles austin says:

    Hands up, don’t root!

  49. charles austin says:

    Mr. Turnip will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Mr. Turnip will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.

  50. charles austin says:

    Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes.
    Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.
    It’s a little secret, just the Robinsons’ affair.
    Most of all, you’ve got to hide it from the kids.

  51. charles austin says:

    Mrs. Obama demonstrates the two seam turnip grip which is used to achieve maximum velocity.

  52. Franklin says:

    @Moosebreath: I didn’t realize it was a turnip, either, but I couldn’t figure out what was filling the donut hole.

  53. Franklin says:

    “For the first time in my adult life, I am really proud of my garden.”

  54. “Now, you can either eat this turnip. Or I can show you some more pictures of my super fit arms, which is it?”

  55. Franklin says:

    It’s all about the face, ’bout the face, ’bout the face, no turnip …

  56. Mark Ryan says:

    When a “duck face” selfie, Fails!!!

  57. “You wouldn’t know it by looking at it. But this turnip is so packed with vitamins and minerals, two people have jumped the White House fence trying to eat it.”

  58. Paul Hooson says:

    “BTW, my dad used to be so cheap that he made me go “Trick Or Treat” the day after Halloween when the costumes were half price…..But, you ring a door and nobody gets it…”