Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, January 12, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
….C’MON fellas..this OTB Caption Contest can’t be that hard.
…hey Larry…..GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!.
Fuukheed: “Clearly he didn’t complete the process. That was the right call”
Saudi Arabia: The world’s broadband leader.
“So this is this soccer what our government is spending $200 billion for? I’d rather have a new camel”
Well, it beats facing Mecca when praying.
Hmmmphhh. They have better Wi-Fi than I do here in Washington Co MO. And that’s no joke.
Tell me again why we still haul that TV everywhere we go?
Who knew camel racing in Jedda would be more popular than porn?
Remember the good old days when we would sit around a camp fire and talk?
Hey guys, I’m talking to you.
Yeah sure Ahmed, just don’t do it around here, over by the camels would be much better.
Pre-modern peers into the post-modern.
“What? Sex In The City was pre-empted for this?”
As approaching nightfall and the end of the game signaled another inevitable night from hell, Ed thought about the one they called Joe, and what could have been had he just signed the damned cigarette deal.
“That Tom Brady really is a whiny little bitch.”
“I can’t believe you call this a jihadi training camp! If I knew we were just going to be playing Halo 4, I could have done that from home!”
“Hmmmm…. I think we could use more camels…”
“Don’t worry Abdul… as long as we have the goats we’ll never run out of humped animals.”
‘World Cup? I thought it was “Double D Cup! Who’s the wise guy who changed it from porn?’
“Put it on the Golden Globes! I have to know whether ‘Into the Woods’ won!”
“Who is this Clint Eastwood, director of ‘American Sniper’? Bring him to me & he shall be dealt with accordingly!”
Battery is running low, put the camel back on the treadmill.
That wasn’t a penalty, don’t be such a dromedary queen!
Abdul: STFU Jubi, you will stampede the camels!
I’m surprised they like Seinfeld re-runs this much. I personally thought the show might be too Jewish for them…
“Oh crap, Jon Lovitz got snubbed again for an award!”
“I’m surprised they’re still watching CELEBRITY APPRENTICE. Once Gilbert Gottfried got the boot, I personally lost interest myself…”
“Hey, Ismail? About your choice in tonight’s pay-per-view porn. So far it’s 11 minutes in , and three guys have showed up so far. – When do the girls come in?”
“OREGON STATE is my old alumni. Go Ducks!”
“The Imam was right. The modern ways have brought us nothing but ruin. But it’s too late for us to go back, unless we have Windows 7 on a restore disk.”
@rodney dill: Ouch.
“Do you think he still accepts the Camel Cash, Allah Akbar!”
“STOOOOP IT! The females claim it’s not the size that counts!”
“Heeeey Joe, where you goin with that hump on yo back!”
“Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike!”
“Habib, Habib, Habib, Habib, Habib!”
Damn, there went the picture. Ahmed, point the camel a little more to the south…
“Another vacuum cleaner infomercial….Oy Vey!”
“Je suis Charlie.”
“Je suis Charlie”
“Jesus Charlie? Seriously?
“Shoon’t that be… Allah Charlie?”
“Silence infidels… I keel you.”
“‘Add one more straw’, you said. Idiot!”
“Hey Sayid, you get Skyrim on this thing?”
“It’s okay, son. Soon Brazil’s suffering will end when the Germans are done, praise be to Allah. No one should suffer so.” #GERvsBRA #NeverForget
Abdul: No, Achmed. Get erotic with camel only at halftime!”
Yusef: “See? 720p much better reception on laptop.”
Achmed and the gang: “Go Seahawks!!!!”
“I love COPS: DUBAI…..But, “don’t taz me bro”, doesn’t translate well….”
“Hey Ahmed, what don’t you want to see on the red carpet this year?”
“Oh, I don’t know, spilled drinks, lunch, dinner…”
“Oh, it’s that sad doggy commercial again. It’s so over the top, that I’m sure even a few poodles are saying, oh c’mon, for pete’s sake….”
“Hey Ahmed, look at how those immoral and immodest American women at the award show display their milkers in their immodest dress”.
“Yeah Ismail, I sure like it too!”
“Al Roker has sure lost weight…”
“I sure love CASH CAMEL…”
“HOUR OF POWER isn’t as good since they lost the Crystal Cathedral…”
@Paul Hooson: “Newman!”
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