OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Men watch the 2014 World Cup Group B soccer match between the Netherlands and Australia on a laptop, at a camel market in Daba

(REUTERS/Mohamed Alhwaity) 50/125

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    ….C’MON fellas..this OTB Caption Contest can’t be that hard.

  2. markm says:

    …hey Larry…..GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!.

  3. markm says:

    Fuukheed: “Clearly he didn’t complete the process. That was the right call”

  4. James Pearce says:

    Saudi Arabia: The world’s broadband leader.

  5. Mu says:

    “So this is this soccer what our government is spending $200 billion for? I’d rather have a new camel”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Well, it beats facing Mecca when praying.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hmmmphhh. They have better Wi-Fi than I do here in Washington Co MO. And that’s no joke.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Tell me again why we still haul that TV everywhere we go?

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Who knew camel racing in Jedda would be more popular than porn?

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Remember the good old days when we would sit around a camp fire and talk?


    Hey guys, I’m talking to you.


    Yeah sure Ahmed, just don’t do it around here, over by the camels would be much better.

  11. JKB says:

    Pre-modern peers into the post-modern.

  12. al-Ameda says:

    “What? Sex In The City was pre-empted for this?”

  13. Guarneri says:

    As approaching nightfall and the end of the game signaled another inevitable night from hell, Ed thought about the one they called Joe, and what could have been had he just signed the damned cigarette deal.

  14. J-Dub says:

    “That Tom Brady really is a whiny little bitch.”

  15. Pinky says:

    “I can’t believe you call this a jihadi training camp! If I knew we were just going to be playing Halo 4, I could have done that from home!”

  16. rodney dill says:

    “Hmmmm…. I think we could use more camels…”
    “Don’t worry Abdul… as long as we have the goats we’ll never run out of humped animals.”

  17. RockThisTown says:

    ‘World Cup? I thought it was “Double D Cup! Who’s the wise guy who changed it from porn?’

  18. RockThisTown says:

    “Put it on the Golden Globes! I have to know whether ‘Into the Woods’ won!”

  19. RockThisTown says:

    “Who is this Clint Eastwood, director of ‘American Sniper’? Bring him to me & he shall be dealt with accordingly!”

  20. Tony W says:

    Battery is running low, put the camel back on the treadmill.

  21. Franklin says:

    That wasn’t a penalty, don’t be such a dromedary queen!

  22. mannning says:


    Abdul: STFU Jubi, you will stampede the camels!

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    I’m surprised they like Seinfeld re-runs this much. I personally thought the show might be too Jewish for them…

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh crap, Jon Lovitz got snubbed again for an award!”

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m surprised they’re still watching CELEBRITY APPRENTICE. Once Gilbert Gottfried got the boot, I personally lost interest myself…”

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, Ismail? About your choice in tonight’s pay-per-view porn. So far it’s 11 minutes in , and three guys have showed up so far. – When do the girls come in?”

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “OREGON STATE is my old alumni. Go Ducks!”

  28. Pinky says:

    “The Imam was right. The modern ways have brought us nothing but ruin. But it’s too late for us to go back, unless we have Windows 7 on a restore disk.”

  29. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill: Ouch.

  30. Mark Ryan says:

    “Do you think he still accepts the Camel Cash, Allah Akbar!”

  31. Mark Ryan says:

    “STOOOOP IT! The females claim it’s not the size that counts!”

  32. Mark Ryan says:

    “Heeeey Joe, where you goin with that hump on yo back!”

  33. Mark Ryan says:

    “Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike!”

  34. Mark Ryan says:

    “Habib, Habib, Habib, Habib, Habib!”

  35. DrDaveT says:

    Damn, there went the picture. Ahmed, point the camel a little more to the south…

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Another vacuum cleaner infomercial….Oy Vey!”

  37. rodney dill says:

    “Je suis Charlie.”

  38. Rodney Dill says:

    “Je suis Charlie”
    “Jesus Charlie? Seriously?
    “Shoon’t that be… Allah Charlie?”
    “Silence infidels… I keel you.”

  39. Pinky says:

    “‘Add one more straw’, you said. Idiot!”

  40. Tillman says:

    “Hey Sayid, you get Skyrim on this thing?”

  41. Tillman says:

    “It’s okay, son. Soon Brazil’s suffering will end when the Germans are done, praise be to Allah. No one should suffer so.” #GERvsBRA #NeverForget

  42. John425 says:

    Abdul: No, Achmed. Get erotic with camel only at halftime!”

    Yusef: “See? 720p much better reception on laptop.”

  43. John425 says:

    Achmed and the gang: “Go Seahawks!!!!”

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    “I love COPS: DUBAI…..But, “don’t taz me bro”, doesn’t translate well….”

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Ahmed, what don’t you want to see on the red carpet this year?”

    “Oh, I don’t know, spilled drinks, lunch, dinner…”

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh, it’s that sad doggy commercial again. It’s so over the top, that I’m sure even a few poodles are saying, oh c’mon, for pete’s sake….”

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Ahmed, look at how those immoral and immodest American women at the award show display their milkers in their immodest dress”.

    “Yeah Ismail, I sure like it too!”

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    “Al Roker has sure lost weight…”

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    “I sure love CASH CAMEL…”

  50. Paul Hooson says:

    “HOUR OF POWER isn’t as good since they lost the Crystal Cathedral…”

  51. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: “Newman!”