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APTOPIX France Britain Battle of Agincourt

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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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  1. markm says:

    “…..I want………a shrubbery”

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    For some reason or other, people just weren’t as impressed with Lindsey Graham’s “Don Quixote” as they were with Donald Trump’s “Sir Lancelot”.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Why is it nobody ever wants to play Richard the III?

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    So they were digging up a car park last week and guess what they found?

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The only thing missing from this 14th century reenactment is the black plague. No wait a minute, the Donald just showed up.

  6. RockThisTown says:

    “One more joke about my coat of arms & I’ll run ya through, mate!”

  7. Tillman says:

    Has to be done.

    “Of course we are French! Why else do you think I have this outrageous accent?!”

  8. RockThisTown says:

    Uber drivers prepare for the next attack.

  9. RockThisTown says:

    “Oh, we thought you said bring our lances to the Tour de France.”

  10. Mu says:

    The lily planters is a stupid nickname. Need to spruce it up, the Plantagenets maybe?

  11. RockThisTown says:

    Upon hearing of the Battle of Agincourt re-enactment, Obama immediately denounced it for a lack of diversity, failure to pay a living wage & inadequate health insurance coverage.

  12. Tillman says:

    Agincourt? I barely knew her!

    “Y’know, now I know how Stonewall felt at Richmond.”
    “Ah, I mean how Nelson felt at Trafalgar! Yes, that’s what I meant…”

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    So the GOP debate line up is finalized with the Donald as King Arthur, JEB! as Guenevere, Cruz will be Sir Lancelot the Brave, Scott Walker is Sir Bedevere the Wise, Lindsey is Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot, Huckabee as Sir Galahad the Pure, Rand “tis only a flesh wound” Paul as the Black Knight and of course Bobby Jindal as Sir Not-appearing-in-this-debate.

  14. rodney dill says:

    Sorry Gentlemen… but the Fleur-de-Robert E. Lee is a banned icon.

  15. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The average soldier has a request for Congress: “Please do something about these sequester budget cuts. This new armor you sent us isn’t going to stop a Taliban bullet anymore than the fully funded F-35.”

  16. markm says:

    “…pardon me sir…..we are here for the War On Coal and I think we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque”

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    “Let me join you…I hear that there’s fair maidens back at the castle that are just begging to be spanked!”

  18. Tillman says:

    Ceci n’est pas un chevalier.

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Funny, you don’t look like a shrubbery expert?”

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    One of them owns a pet chump….Sir Lancelot Link…

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “Well, better to see that Monty Python film for the 43rd time than to attend that James Holmes and John Houser double feature at the other theater…”

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    A Monty Python motion picture re-enactment…

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    One of them writes chain mail letters….

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Richard The Chicken Hearted?

  25. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Paul Hooson: Ouch!

  26. Moosebreath says:

    We’re all stuck here until someone finds a pair of coconuts to bang together.

  27. Pinky says:

    Don’t they know that the flag of Humphrey, Duke of Gloucester is a symbol of hate?

  28. Franklin says:

    Idiot! I told you to pee before we left the castle!

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “Any volunteers for service at Castle Anthrax?”

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Any volunteers to give an oral history on Castle Anthrax?”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “Castle Anthrax, who knew that Monica Lewinsky once worked there?”

  32. Pinky says:

    the 600th annual Take Back The Knight rally

  33. Pinky says:

    I am a nightmare walking, psychopath talking
    King of the ‘Court just a gangster stalking
    Red or Blue, Cuz or Blood, it just don’t matter
    Sucker die for your life when my crossbow scatters
    We gangs of Calais will never die –
    just multiply

  34. rodney dill says:

    @Pinky: Black Knight lives matter

  35. jd says:

    And now they’ve renamed French fries ‘chips’!
    This means war!

  36. John425 says:

    Knight: “We are here for the archery debauchery contest.

  37. Just 'nutha ig'rant cracker says:

    The University of Maryland team has just arrived at the SCA Olympics.

  38. Tyrell says:

    “They want us to take our flag down !”

  39. CSK says:

    It became increasingly difficult to find young and fit recruits for the Hundred Years’ War.

  40. CSK says:

    “By the Rood, let us summon some fair young wenches and goeth a-knightclubbing!”

  41. CSK says:

    “Rapine and pillage, pillage and rapine…been there, done that.”

  42. Tony W says:

    Any of you guys want to play cards?

  43. EddieInCA says:

    “They’re wearing plain Blue! I told you we should have worn Grey!!!!”

  44. JWH says:

    The Republican presidential debates get tougher every cycle.

  45. JWH says:

    In the Pentagon’s latest RFP, somebody wrote that the new weapon system had to let the US military “get medieval” on enemies. Pictured above, the new Future Hand to Hand Warrior System (FH2WS) is currently in being produced by Lockheed Martin Avionics Systems under an LRIP contract. The price is $25 million per system.

  46. John425 says:

    Knight: “I just hate it when they laugh at the flowers on my skirt.”

    Knight: “Does this armor make me look fat?”

    Knight on the left: “I’m sorry, Sire, they insist…no necktie, no service.”

  47. CSK says:

    Keeping in mind the great success of the show Duck Dynasty with lower and middle-income viewers, A&E sought to attract a more upscale demographic with Plantagenet Dynasty.

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    “Lo and behold, lethargic masses of archaic impotence”…..Insult comedy isn’t what it used to be. Shakespeare was’t hardly the medieval equivalent of Don Rickles….

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    The generic version of every Monty Python joke ever told in a knight suit…

    “You split a participle!”

    “Did not!”

    “Did too!”

    “Did not!

    “Did too!”

    (This continues until the credits roll…”