Monday, February 1, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Less than a week after President Obama removed “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”, the US Air Force realized that its chief uniform procurement officer was on the “Don’t Tell” side of the equation.
Apple enters the men’s fashion market with its new “iDiot” line of clothing.
The silence is deafening; the visual, appalling.
Complete “dogs” have taken over the catwalk.
Oh no, don’t tell me there’s a designer who finds Obama’s macrotia chic.
“What? It worked for Leia Organa.”
Yeah. I’m a nerd.
O’Keefe and his crew wonder why Landrieu’s staff caught on to them so quickly.
Once again, the Prince of All Cosmos is called upon to clean up his father’s mess.
the latest in government run airport security
Lucas films wins the new airforce contract for uniforms.
The Danish army unveils its new Urban Camouflage uniforms.
Obama does something dumb and liberal again.
Don’t ask. Please don’t tell.
Elizabeth Hawes was wrong when she said, “fashion is spinach.” Spinach actually has a socially redeeming value.
Tryouts for “The New Village People” aren’t going so well.
I didn’t know there was an Idiocracy sequel.
(Could be worse, we could actually dress like that.)
The only issue mentioned by the critics was with the “fly” riding up.
It was a difficult show to staff. It was only when we started slipping quaaludes into their lattes that any of the models were able to make it to the end of the runaway without breaking into derisive laughter.
And you thought Zoolander was over the top farce.
“Here comes the FLY. I don’t know why. Here he comes…” — Robyn Hitchcock
And all the girlies I’m pretty FLY for a white guy.
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy.
(Third times a charm)
And all the girlies say I’m pretty FLY for a white guy.
Chris Matthews forgot for a moment that I was a FLY.
(I meant third time’s a charm. Eek, sorry.)
I wonder if you can get that through TSA.
Does anyone else hear a tiny high pitched voice saying, “Help me!”?
Following the failures of “the underwear bomber” and “the shoe bomber”, Al Qaeda introduces a new line of fashion for the up-and-coming airline bomber.
Female models get boob jobs, male models get ear jobs.
Preview of the upcoming Lucas’ film: Star Wars Episode VII: Princess Leia Gets a Sex Change.
Thought bubble above the model: “Please God, kill me now.”
Raiders of the Lost Dork
Add a golden bikini and you’ve got a Logo channel original movie.
We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. Apparently we control the LSD, too.
Obama’s white house staff just can’t understand why American voters don’t trust them.
Why we need a ‘no fly zone’ in DC.
Somewhere someone thought this was a good idea.
You can call me a ‘fly over country’ moron who is bitterly clinging to my guns and religion, but I still don’t get your high falutin fashions.
There is a reason why Germany twice invaded France through Belgium.
For obvious reasons, the “Fly straight” campaign had to be hastily reconfigured.
Why is there never a giant flyswatter around when you really need one?
Drosophilaphobia quips are strictly forbidden.
And I thought “wingnuts” was a made up name. Who knew?
One too many traffic directors have gotten run over on the tarmac, so the FAA made these nifty new uniforms for them! As a bonus, the new head gear offers 1,000 times more protection for your ears than before!
These are great for rolling out of bed in the morning.
TSA unveils new ultra-sensitive detection uniforms. A door-to-door Halloween survey resulted in positive fashion feedback.
Shouldn’t the airlines be spending money on nuts and bolts?
The shoes are a dead giveaway to bet on the Saints.
How many signs of the Apocalypse need to be witnessed before some of you fools start to believe?
Id rather be a Muslim!
Posted by Chadzilla
Negative that! those look like the new NAVY Aircraft Carrier Flight-deck uniforms.
Yellow=Aircraft handling officers, Catapult and Arresting Gear Officers, Plane directors. (See the belt buckle, “FLY,” that’s Pilot/Aviator Gear.)
Red(looks Orange in the Photo)=Ordnancemen, Crash and Salvage Crews, Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD).
Salute to all the Naval & Marine Aviators, and the very hard working crews that support them from an USAF Retiree.
As we watch Obama’s call for nuclear disarmament leave the stage, entering now is his ambivalent call for “increased funding for nuclear weapons research and security next year.” Good grief, today’s drink special must be a Fuzzy Peach.
It was the last fashion showing by the cereal bowl people.
Hear No Evil
Airline mechanics won’t be outdone by TSA’s chic uniforms.
“The New Mickey Mouse Club” is just plain weird!
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