OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Man fires a weapon as he dances during a traditional excursion near the western Saudi city of Taif

REUTERS/Mohamed Al Hwaity 1/21

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. RockThisTown says:

    Biden’s ‘fire two blasts’ advice doesn’t fly when you’re talking magic carpets.

  2. RockThisTown says:

    Wife #4 in background: “Stop playing with that RPG on my clean carpet!”

  3. RockThisTown says:

    No matter what he tries, Bernie Sanders’ campaign just won’t take off.

  4. RockThisTown says:

    Water-powered jet packs in the desert haven’t quite caught on.

  5. RockThisTown says:

    Saudi Arabia’s NASA program starts off with a blast.

  6. John says:

    To the moon, Alice! To the moon!

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hold my beer. Watch this.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The rocket propelled prayer rug was not very good at getting pilgrims to Mecca.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    For the Jihadi who has everything: The Ronko CPR/RPGL*. Combination Prayer Rug/Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Using prayer rugs for launch pads will get you to Jannah with all the blessings of Mohammed.

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    WOOHOO! 72 virgins, here I kum!!!!

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    He’s got a rocket in his pocket.

  13. Mu says:

    You swoop in on the carpet, and then use the powered Pogo stick for the final assault.

  14. Guarneri says:

    Iran’s nuclear powered pogo stick evidenced their “only peaceful use” claims and left critics sheepishly embarrassed.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Special Head attempts to get back on AMERICA’S GOT TALENT with his levitation trick, but to no avail…

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, this is why the Saudi Arabian Air Force has been largely ineffective against ISIS…

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    So a developing country looks at this arms export film from Saudi Arabia, but decides to buy arms from Israel instead…

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, I’d say that the Saudi astronaut program is a few years from landing a man on the moon…

  19. Tillman says:

    Snowboarding is for wimps.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    I think it’s high time Saudi Arabia lets bygones be bygones and accepts Israel’s help to fight ISIS…

  21. Paul Hooson says:


  22. Paul Hooson says:


  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Mohammad Ali A Go Go…

  24. Moosebreath says:

    I’m Fayed Husseini and I am running for Majlis. (this works better on geese)

  25. al-Ameda says:

    “Just set it …. and
    … forget it!”

  26. CSK says:

    Given the absence of an ocean, Ahmed’s interpretation of the Beach Boys’ classic Surfin’ U.S.A. required some improvisation.

  27. Tillman says:

    The world’s first (and likely last) antiaircraft suicide bomber.

  28. Franklin says:

    Not only did the Saudis contribute to the Clinton Foundation, but they developed a flying broomstick for Hillary so that she could terrorize Republicans as the Wicked Witch of the West Wing.

  29. Pinky says:

    “We’ll clean any rug for $45!”

  30. John425 says:

    DiBlasio announces major alternative to decrepit NYC subway system.

    Iranian scientist demonstrates new nuclear weapon developed under trade swap with North Korea.

    Bernie Sanders’ campaign takes off.

  31. Pinky says:

    I’ve got no idea what he’s doing, only that he does it in the direction of Mecca five times a day.

  32. rodney dill says:

    Only through quick thinking and ingenuity was Fahid able to escape the La Brea Carpets.

  33. Jamie Wilson says:

    Aladdin 2.0 beta version.

  34. GRiley says:

    The newest sport in the Middle East- Extreme Pogo!

  35. Rodney Dill says:


  36. CSK says:

    The ISIS recruiters were unimpressed by Khalil’s demonstration of carpet bombing.

  37. Hal_10000 says:

    An ISIS warrior learns the hard way not to disarm an RPG in mid-flight.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, he thought it was an RPG to give him a little boost, but it actually turned out to be one of those old American 1950’s Davy Crockett recoiless rifles that fires that a small 53pound battlefield nuclear warhead….

  39. Franklin says:

    Meet Fariq, our mortar enemy.

  40. DrDaveT says:

    “…and this is a traditional Isfahan carpet in the ‘mahi’ pattern, wool with silk highlights, natural vegetable dyes, 120 knots per inch, and atomic pogo stick.”

  41. DrDaveT says:

    “No, Achmed, the phrase is flying carpet. It’s a carpet, and it flies. It’s not flying AND a carpet… You’re not listening.”

  42. Pinky says:

    Helmet laws: let those who ride decide

  43. Mark Ryan says:

    “Oh sheet, eet worked!!! Allah snackbarrr!”

  44. John425 says:

    Achmed thought bubble: “This new Dyson vacuum cleaner is sure tough on carpets.”

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    ISIS captures Jared Fogle and sends him into orbit….Strangely, Jared Fogle ended his Subway career the same way he started it….trying to get into small pants…