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Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Man fires a weapon as he dances during a traditional excursion near the western Saudi city of Taif

REUTERS/Mohamed Al Hwaity 1/21

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Comments

  1. RockThisTown says:

    Biden’s ‘fire two blasts’ advice doesn’t fly when you’re talking magic carpets.

  2. RockThisTown says:

    Wife #4 in background: “Stop playing with that RPG on my clean carpet!”

  3. RockThisTown says:

    No matter what he tries, Bernie Sanders’ campaign just won’t take off.

  4. RockThisTown says:

    Water-powered jet packs in the desert haven’t quite caught on.

  5. RockThisTown says:

    Saudi Arabia’s NASA program starts off with a blast.

  6. John says:

    To the moon, Alice! To the moon!

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hold my beer. Watch this.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The rocket propelled prayer rug was not very good at getting pilgrims to Mecca.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    For the Jihadi who has everything: The Ronko CPR/RPGL*. Combination Prayer Rug/Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Using prayer rugs for launch pads will get you to Jannah with all the blessings of Mohammed.

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    WOOHOO! 72 virgins, here I kum!!!!

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    He’s got a rocket in his pocket.

  13. Mu says:

    You swoop in on the carpet, and then use the powered Pogo stick for the final assault.

  14. Guarneri says:

    Iran’s nuclear powered pogo stick evidenced their “only peaceful use” claims and left critics sheepishly embarrassed.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Special Head attempts to get back on AMERICA’S GOT TALENT with his levitation trick, but to no avail…

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, this is why the Saudi Arabian Air Force has been largely ineffective against ISIS…

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    So a developing country looks at this arms export film from Saudi Arabia, but decides to buy arms from Israel instead…

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, I’d say that the Saudi astronaut program is a few years from landing a man on the moon…

  19. Tillman says:

    Snowboarding is for wimps.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    I think it’s high time Saudi Arabia lets bygones be bygones and accepts Israel’s help to fight ISIS…

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    MAGIC CARPET TRIED…

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    TRAGIC CARPET RIDE…

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Mohammad Ali A Go Go…

  24. Moosebreath says:

    I’m Fayed Husseini and I am running for Majlis. (this works better on geese)

  25. al-Ameda says:

    “Just set it …. and
    … forget it!”

  26. CSK says:

    Given the absence of an ocean, Ahmed’s interpretation of the Beach Boys’ classic Surfin’ U.S.A. required some improvisation.

  27. Tillman says:

    The world’s first (and likely last) antiaircraft suicide bomber.

  28. Franklin says:

    Not only did the Saudis contribute to the Clinton Foundation, but they developed a flying broomstick for Hillary so that she could terrorize Republicans as the Wicked Witch of the West Wing.

  29. Pinky says:

    “We’ll clean any rug for $45!”

  30. John425 says:

    DiBlasio announces major alternative to decrepit NYC subway system.

    Iranian scientist demonstrates new nuclear weapon developed under trade swap with North Korea.

    Bernie Sanders’ campaign takes off.

  31. Pinky says:

    I’ve got no idea what he’s doing, only that he does it in the direction of Mecca five times a day.

  32. rodney dill says:

    Only through quick thinking and ingenuity was Fahid able to escape the La Brea Carpets.

  33. Jamie Wilson says:

    Aladdin 2.0 beta version.

  34. GRiley says:

    The newest sport in the Middle East- Extreme Pogo!

  35. Rodney Dill says:

    “HASSAN SHOT!”

  36. CSK says:

    The ISIS recruiters were unimpressed by Khalil’s demonstration of carpet bombing.

  37. Hal_10000 says:

    An ISIS warrior learns the hard way not to disarm an RPG in mid-flight.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, he thought it was an RPG to give him a little boost, but it actually turned out to be one of those old American 1950’s Davy Crockett recoiless rifles that fires that a small 53pound battlefield nuclear warhead….

  39. Franklin says:

    Meet Fariq, our mortar enemy.

  40. DrDaveT says:

    “…and this is a traditional Isfahan carpet in the ‘mahi’ pattern, wool with silk highlights, natural vegetable dyes, 120 knots per inch, and atomic pogo stick.”

  41. DrDaveT says:

    “No, Achmed, the phrase is flying carpet. It’s a carpet, and it flies. It’s not flying AND a carpet… You’re not listening.”

  42. Pinky says:

    Helmet laws: let those who ride decide

  43. Mark Ryan says:

    “Oh sheet, eet worked!!! Allah snackbarrr!”

  44. John425 says:

    Achmed thought bubble: “This new Dyson vacuum cleaner is sure tough on carpets.”

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    ISIS captures Jared Fogle and sends him into orbit….Strangely, Jared Fogle ended his Subway career the same way he started it….trying to get into small pants…