OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Ready, Fire, Aim Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Ready, Fire, Aim Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Man fires a weapon as he dances during a traditional excursion near the western Saudi city of Taif

REUTERS/Mohamed Al Hwaity 1/21


First: Pinky – “We’ll clean any rug for $45!”

Second: Tillman – Snowboarding is for wimps.

Third: RockThisTown – Biden’s ‘fire two blasts’ advice doesn’t fly when you’re talking magic carpets.


OzarkHillbilly – Hold my beer. Watch this.

Franklin – Meet Fariq, our mortar enemy.

Guarneri – Iran’s nuclear powered pogo stick evidenced their “only peaceful use” claims and left critics sheepishly embarrassed.

Mu – You swoop in on the carpet, and then use the powered Pogo stick for the final assault.

CSK – Given the absence of an ocean, Ahmed’s interpretation of the Beach Boys’ classic Surfin’ U.S.A. required some improvisation.

John425 – DiBlasio announces major alternative to decrepit NYC subway system.

Paul HoosonSpecial Head attempts to get back on AMERICA’S GOT TALENT with his levitation trick, but to no avail…


Only through quick thinking and ingenuity was Fahid able to escape the La Brea Carpets.

Fire In The Hole

The downside of Hummus is that its main ingredient is a member of the bean family.

The Iran nuclear delivery system left a little to be desired.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you for my Special Head gag. – BTW, I’ve contacted him for my Wizbang Pop, and he was careful, but told me how AMERICA’S GOT TALENT was actually a rigged competition show where he was not allowed to do the levitation stunt he wanted for his third performance, and it was goofed up by NBC so that he would exit the show. If true, I thought this was a major scandal…