OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Ready, Fire, Aim Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Pinky – “We’ll clean any rug for $45!”
Second: Tillman – Snowboarding is for wimps.
Third: RockThisTown – Biden’s ‘fire two blasts’ advice doesn’t fly when you’re talking magic carpets.
OzarkHillbilly – Hold my beer. Watch this.
Franklin – Meet Fariq, our mortar enemy.
Guarneri – Iran’s nuclear powered pogo stick evidenced their “only peaceful use” claims and left critics sheepishly embarrassed.
Mu – You swoop in on the carpet, and then use the powered Pogo stick for the final assault.
CSK – Given the absence of an ocean, Ahmed’s interpretation of the Beach Boys’ classic Surfin’ U.S.A. required some improvisation.
John425 – DiBlasio announces major alternative to decrepit NYC subway system.
Paul Hooson – Special Head attempts to get back on AMERICA’S GOT TALENT with his levitation trick, but to no avail…
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Only through quick thinking and ingenuity was Fahid able to escape the La Brea Carpets.
Fire In The Hole
The downside of Hummus is that its main ingredient is a member of the bean family.
The Iran nuclear delivery system left a little to be desired.